EXPLODING DOORMAT
GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE FOR THOSE BURGLARS WHO COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW. THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM
__________________
If I'm not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer.
But what if a mailman or a neighbor steps on it?
"I'd rather die than go to Heaven!" - William Murderface