How Dave Attell invaded my Id

I'm posting this as a warning to those who may fall asleep while watching Insomniac.

You run the risk of dreaming about Dave Attell.

Last night I fell asleep during "Rio Dave Janero". I ended up having a dream that I was having a "friends with benefits" relationship with Dave. We go out on the town together and get wasted. One night I got more plastered than usual and aggreed to let Dave videotape our romp. The next morning I forgot all about it and asked Dave if anything weird happened. He told me about the "Paris" moment we had and I was furious. I demanded the tape back and he refused. I told him I was too drunk and didn't know what I was doing, he said he knew because I told him he was the best I've ever been with. Anywho, I thought my life was over and I would always be known as "the girl who let Dave Attell videotape me having sex with him".