MY FAVORITES ARE "YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?" AND "YOU'RE JUST A STINKY LITTLE BUFFALO WITH PIG-TAILS AND A FUNNY HAT". THIS SHOW MAKES ME LAUGH MY BUTT OFF!!!
"people who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch"
Weeell my favourite EVER is 'my yard..it's in ruins...and I'm a CHOLOPHILIC FREAK!' but my most used in my day to day life is 'whatever.I still hate you'
Working on my first fanfic...
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Grim: My Spidey sense is tingling.
Mandy: You don't have Spidey sense.
Grim: ...Now that complicates things.
The wookiee has no pants- Mark Hammil
Grim: I don't really like spiders, but I do like watching Billy wet his pants in sheer terror.
The Angry Woman song. It's not a quote, but it is hilarious.
Like an Angry Woman (from Wikipedia)
Through miles of sand and bleached white dirt
They shambled on til their ankles hurt
The buzzards sailed high overhead
Riding on currents of thick hot dread
And the sun burned their hearts like an angry woman
It scorched their souls like an angry woman
Oh, like an angry woman
And then out of the west blew a breeze of luck
Eighteen wheels on a big black truck
An angel of mercy that was wrapped in steel
With an unwashed man stickin' up behind the wheel
And the road stretched on like an angry woman
And the cat smelled like french fries like an angry woman
Phee-yew... An angry woman (What's that smell?)
Sun dropped low down in the sky
Like a pair of pants on an urban guy
Their stomachs cried out with a rumbling roar
'Til they just 'bout near couldn't walk no more
They tried to eat a cactus like an angry woman
And scorpions chased them down like an angry woman
An angry woman...
He drove fast, he drove far,
He busted them dunes in his big ole car
The buzzards fled at the sight of him
The sight of the one that they call Grim
They went over the speed limit like an angry woman
They caused property damage like an angry woman
Oh man, just like an angry woman
He doesn't speak your language dickweed.
"Billy: If there's anything I've learned from (describes whole episode) is that you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. You have to LET THEM BE WHO THEY ARE...pick it themselves...."
Mandy(refering to Billy's 'girlfriend')"Who is this pathetic, lonely, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate creature?"
"Erwin: What happens now?
Billy: Oh, oh! We lose!
Erwin: But what about all that stuff you said about teamwork and friendship, and never giving up?
Billy: I dunno! Sometimes I just say stuff, you know?"
And the whole brains song. but especially...
"Yes they might think it's deranged, but they won't give it a thought, until I've eaten their brains!"
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former"