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Best Joke on the Show...

posted 16 years ago by pyrokeneticweasel
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I only need to say this:

"They drove over the speed limit like an angry woman.
They caused property damage like an angry woman.
Oh man... an angry woman."

The show wasn't always a classic, but when it hit it harder than any other cartoon I've seen. That song may be the funniest thing I've seen on television. I have no idea why, but it is. I could be dying of colon cancer after learning all of my pets, friends, and loved ones died in a horrible fire when my favorite couch spontaneously combusted, and that song would still make me laugh. That's my favorite, at least.

[–] JeffLebowski420 16 years ago

i agree man. that was the best thing ever. i kept it on my dvr for over a year.

other good jokes

the elves trick the trolls into chopping mushrooms.

billys spider son is f'n perfect. their relationship is awesome.

FRED FREDBURGER!!!!

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[–] vinnievincent666 16 years ago

My favorite line from the show has always been: “Don’t be afraid of failure kids, because failure keeps families together.”

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[–] OrangeIris 16 years ago

Yes, that song and Fred Fredburger.

I'm sugar and spice and everything nice...so bite me!

[–] MetFanMac 16 years ago

GRIM: Billy, what is two plus two?
BILLY: Ooo, that is a TRICK QUESTION, Grim. Everybody knows that fruit bats are mammals!!

Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.

[–] Turdsicle 16 years ago

Sir Raven: YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE DESTROYED THE NATURAL ORRDEERRRRRRRR! *After Mandy smiles*

[–] Admiral_DongSmoker_III 16 years ago

"Sound the whistle and pull the chain, here comes the chocolate choo-choo train."
Pretty much every opening sketch was amazing.

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[–] Fictitious_Pulp 16 years ago

The Raven in a smoking vest, always clutching a goblet, who shouts all his lines is a thing of comedic genius.

"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts we'd all have diabetes."
-Fictitious Pulp

[–] Admiral_DongSmoker_III 16 years ago

I have to agree with that.

Billy and Mandy was truly a program of subtle genious.

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[–] x_stickpepe_x 15 years ago

In Scythe 2.0 William Daniels as the voice of the new scythe with the red scanner bar, a la KITT. Laughed for quite a while

[–] JenTheJedi90 15 years ago

I loved Mandy's intros! And I love Fred Fredburger, and all of the random stuff the characters say is hilarious!

"I guess you think you can psyche me out by saying really random stuff!"-Sora

[–] smithure 15 years ago

i cant remeber how it went exactly but it was at the medievil fair.

Grim: kiss my
Irvin: ass if i would........

i love the emphesise on the ass bit

[–] MetFanMac 15 years ago

Kind of like

GRIM: Impartial, my big, bony--
ANNOUNCER: BUT I have to remind you...

Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.

[–] tlavairt-1 13 years ago

*Mandy during an intro*

If you are what you eat, I should be you by morning.

"Stupidity is a disease. Be sure and get vaccinated."

[–] deathbunny32 15 years ago

The references to Dune make me giggle like a child. And there are a good number of them.

To be honest, the entire episode with Billy and Lord Byron was just good all around. The dune reference, the girl who was constantly getting her stuff broken, Sperg's mom, and Billy kissing the ever-living crap out of Mandy just straight out of the blue. The fact that they also were able to use the phrase, "I'm your huckleberry" is just hilarious as well.

The payoff for slogging through an hour of boring is never worth it.

[–] reverse_microwavee 15 years ago

What about Puddin? That kid with the red hair. The best was the one with the skull granting wishes. And he wished for a bunny, and it had that eerie voice and it tried to kill him? Loved that.

And Dracula. Can't forget him.

[–] azazel_fallenangel 15 years ago

"Hey kids, wanna see Dracula dance?"
or
"Billy: Why, Grim? Why do the good die young?
Grim: Well, usually because I get confused. "
or the whole picnic thing.
"Grim: Oh no no no no no no no no. No. You remember what happened last time when you went on a picnic?
[Flashback to Billy, Grim and Mandy at a picnic in the park] "
and Yogi bear as a junky, had me in stitches.

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[–] tlavairt-1 13 years ago

Irwin's grandma was the bomb!

Yo' mama so ugly that DRACULA wouldn't drink her blood!

Dracula wouldn't touch her wit' Wolfman's teeth.

"Stupidity is a disease. Be sure and get vaccinated."

[–] cubstml 11 years ago

One of my favorite jokes was when the principle has a conference with Billy's parents telling them that they're concerned that Billy's I.Q. is -5. And they say "Why, whats wrong with -5?" the principle replies:"Well we tested a shovel and two candy bracelets and they scored a 10."

XD lawl!

[–] eisphoenix-655-672150 11 years ago

My pesonal favourite is from the episode where Billy turns his wading pool into a portal, in the outro Grim lands in this japanese bading house, surrounded by two guys. One of the guys fades and Grim turns around to the other one and says something like: "Don't worry, he'll make it another six weeks."