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fav quotes

posted 18 years ago by blondy_250292
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1...........number ten..um...stab me in the eye wif a ball point pen..oi mate keep it down
2.....88 2 fat ladies
3. 44 2 fat whores
4. flipper

[–] koolkrow 18 years ago

Gwen: Swear jar
Jack: What?
Gwen: It's a just you put money in if you say f uck!

I luaghed so hard at this!

[–] Fat_Challanger 18 years ago

that was a classic

[–] frankenstien300 18 years ago

"Nice pins"

"F uck off"

"I wasn't talking to you"

[–] WhataBastard 18 years ago

88 ,2 fat ladies
44 2 fat whores.

&

OOOoooo i jut found some lovely herbs in the fridge.

[–] koolkrow 18 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!

I forgot about the 'nice pins' quote! Judith Lucy is so cool!

I also love....

Nance: This is you in breach of a restraining order
Bernie: Oh, well done, Einstein.
Nance: And that of course would render you unfit for holding poker machine licences. You're F UCKED!

[–] koolkrow 18 years ago

and..... when Nance and jack are bowling....

Nance: Mine's closer
Jack: I dunno, still calling for a measure.
Nance: What for? Your d ick?

LOL LOL!

[–] mel_higgy 17 years ago

I have heaps of favs like......

Pete what about me and what about my needs!!

Home brew my arse get that *beep* down to forensics!!!!

Crushem like ants!!!

Snap Transport strick!!

I love love love this movie.....my best friend and i watch it all the time!!

[–] Whosasking99 17 years ago

My personal favourite, and possibly my favourite of all time...

Jack: pfft!! lawn bowls... *beep* a duck *opens beer can and it sprays all over him*

[–] mitchdabb101 17 years ago

When Dave is smoking weed on the green and Stan says "We often say use the grass son but thats a bit over the bloody top" lol

[–] pauldhunn 17 years ago

one of the most memorable games of bowls was between Sir Frances Drake and Lord Howard.... etc etc

:)

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] bigamyst 12 years ago

my favorite quote is said during the fancy dress party were jack is dressed as sadam hussein.
i cant remember the exact quote but one of the club members says,
"two beers please sadam, and ive gotta say your a lot better than the ar*ehole who usually runs the bar in this place.