Most Porn is way better then this crap.

I love Madonna.
Her music and for a long time thought she was very attractive.
Her acting is very very bad.... Only Evita, Dick Tracy & Body of Evidence I did not mind her in.

This movie is utter crap. Bad everything.
Male lead is a douche and zero zero chemistry between them.
Why did Guy Ritchie think this was a good idea???
Madonna must be fantastic is bed.... As is her reputation.

Movie is plain awful!!!!!!

Madonna is super fit if there is a positive.