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football vs yank handball


I read the other thread, and the main arguments are all par for the course between the two sports.

Football being girlie, Yank Handball being girlie, football being boring, yank handball being boring! It's always the same.

But the constant argument the yanks put accross to do with the actual matches and fans, is that there are so many hooligans caused by football compared to none in america.

This is absolute FICTION.

America has by FAR the worst hooligans of the two, i've done the reading up on it, and though during the 70s-80s hooligans took over towns in the uk. Now hoever due to policing efforts etc, its limited to dedicated groups of about 20 or so, fighting well away from the grounds and not in the town centres whatsoever. Whereas in america, from news etc you actually get the impression you could get murdered walking down the wrong party of philly in the wrong nfl shirt on.

Whenever a side wins a superbowl, they riot in the streets, looting etc....that sort of thing is absolutely unheard of in the UK, yet it happens more or less with every title won in the US, but yet the UK are still the hooligans.

And thats what grinds my gears

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You really should watch the documentary series "The real football factories". It is very interesting and informative, it only provides information about hooligans in the UK, though.

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i have done, it does show about how they used to have mental tear ups in the old days (if you believe them) like i said, and also shows how now if they want any action they only meet in groups of 20 or so, like i said.
there is a lot more violence in american support, because the authorities just plain haven't recognised that there is a problem like they did in the uk. One way i will say that it differs is that the 20 or so footy hoolies organise meets, that doesnt appear to happen in the US.

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well stuff like u said(walking down Philly with the wrong shirt) happens with football/soccer also. I'm french and I'm from Paris and if a guy walks down the wrong streets of Marseille with a PSG shirt on they get their ass kicked, same for Marseillais walking in Paris with OM shirts. this kind of stuff happens in every sport. for example Figo needed a police escort when he transfered from barcelona to Madrid, and people were pretty much out to kill him because of that.

"We will rule over all this land and we will call it... This Land" -Wash

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but your french, not english. Watch the football factory, thats what its like in England

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yea maybe that's true, in all parodies i guess that hooligans are portrayed as english maybe thats stupid, maybe its not. but im no expert ^^

"We will rule over all this land and we will call it... This Land" -Wash

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english hooligans during the 70&80s put the yanks to shame. And while yes, uk holiganism is pretty crap atm due to fbos those have not yet hit the likes of poland turkey italy etc where hooliganism is still a major problem, especially in italy and trukey as there p*ssys and can only fight with knives and so there is often more fatalities than tehre ever was during the english disease.

Also, this is just an opinion but the organized lads getting together for a fight is what id class as hooliganism more than just a few pissed up ppl who get a bit rowdy and end up battering someone which is often the case in america

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crap? get a grip son.

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In Holland, if you're seen walking down a street in Rotterdam wearing an Ajax shirt, or seen in Amsterdam wearing a Feyenoord Rotterdam shirt, you'll get bluddy slaughtered and taken to the cleaners. Any football match between the two, is like a war rather than a game between two sets of fans.

Football violence in Holland is rare apart from that tho.

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Try and go in to a scouse pub in with a manc or a gooner shirt...dont think you will be having a pint in peace. go walking down a street in the east end with a chelsea shirt...would you?

there is violence in all countries, the "real" hooligans are not in the stands anymore, but they are still around.

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I'm an American, born and raised in Seattle, WA. Now, I can't speak for "middle America" - AKA the festering wound of one-horse-towns running a Baptist Bible Belt down the middle of this land 'o' free - but here in Coastal Urban America, we are what are known as "fair-weather fans". We don't give half a *beep* about our teams ("Seattle Seagulls? Seahawks? Sea somethings, I think") until they start winning ("THE QUARTERBACK LOOKED AT ME! I'M GONNA FAINT!").

When the Seahawks lost the Superbowl, Seattle went crazy!

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People left all the bars, clubs, pubs, and wateringholes all at once. It made traffic really bad. The busses ran late.

And that was it.

One guy whose face was painted half blue, half green, and white down the middle called a guy a bad name.

And that was all of the hooliganism.

So maybe you're right about Philly (but I'm pretty sure it's just so much rapper *beep* but America is much larger than the UK, so it's much more diverse. You got Seattle (coffee drinking hippies in business suits), New York (the *beep* state), Miami (more rich old evil people than the retirement housing in Hell), Las Vegas, Kansas City, Tallahasee, New Orleans.... some states don't even have a sports team. So if you're seeking some kind of unanimity from American sports fans, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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The reverend's ridiculous laughable politicaly-charged rant aside, there is a point to his musings. Perhaps not the point that middle america and the eastern seaboard are worthless patches of soil, but mostly that, despite the rhetoric, American fans are not out shooting each other in the parking lots of football games.

I like how the original thread began with a detailed account of the reform of hooligan activity in the UK, followed by broad stereotypical guesswork with regards to overzealous "handball" fans in the US.

I'd personally love to hear an opinion from someone who has experienced both sports scenes rather than a dumb back and forth on the subject, but suffice it to say: I lived in Boston during three superbowl wins and an 86-years-in-the-making world series win (as well as the devastating loss the year before). In possibly the most sports obsessed city in the country, those celebrations at night and during the following days (some attended by over 2 million people packing the streets) suffered only a few causalties and less than a 6 deaths altogether (most from hypothermia, alcohol poisoning, two from natural causes (age) one a tragic result of crowd control.)

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soccer sucks ass. not much else to say about that. well when girls play it is okay cuz their tits bounce n *beep* and seriously "yank handball" wtf is that...more like the NFL. and wtf have you been reading? looting after world series and superbowl? wtf are you retarded? you prolly read some stupid ass UK magazine. STFU and watch a real sport. let girls play soccer. NFL > Soccer

and have you got any idea the size of NFL players? Larry Allen would own a whole team of douche bag girlie soccer players.

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you actually need some skill to play soccer , american football is all about being big and run fast... BOOOOORING

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"you actually need some skill to play soccer , american football is all about being big and run fast... BOOOOORING "

Aren't speed and size skills? Just like being able to dribble and have good footwork?

Look I'm not going to debate soccer vs football, I see merits in both. I prefer rugby to both. But as far as hooliganism in american football? That's BS. I live in Iowa, about half a days drive from 5 different NFL football teams. We have lots of fans of all of them, most of which hate the other 4 teams. We give each other sh*t about their team and go back and forth and that's the extent of it. Anything else is just stupid drunk people hiding behind being a fan. I can't speak as to how it is in england, I've never been there.

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"Aren't speed and size skills? Just like being able to dribble and have good footwork?"

No. Speed and size are not skills.. They are attributes. And please, this is a "grown-up" discussion here. Don't spoil it by ranting about how the UK persieves the USA or vice versa, and don't stoop to the levels that these kinds of people do. You are only letting yourself down

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The fact very few outside of US care about American football. I mean its basically almost Rugby but your poor players need helmets and shoulder pads to protect them. Laughable. The Superbowl gets screened here but i don't know anyone who bothrs with it although there will be a small percentage that do. I think the NFL are doing a game at the new Wembley stadium, the home of football in England, the church of football.

Football, "Soarrrcccer" as you call it is the BIGGEST game on the plannet. The English invented it, like the internet. The FA is the oldest football association in the world hence only being called the FA unlike, IFA, SFA or UEFA and FIFA. The FA cup is the oldest cup competition in the world and so is the English league. This is why the FA, has a permenent place on the IFAB who decides the rules along with the Welsh, Scottish and Irish fas.

Who cares what you think about football or even American football? I don't, the whole world is tuned into the best game and its YOUR fault if you choose not to bother much with it. Baseball, Basketball and Yankie football are all boring in comparison. Just endless scores, Football is about the tactical battle and earning goals, goals which only equate to 1 not 3 or whatever. Football actually uses FEET, funnily enough. Skill and techniques, long shooting and pace.

When we are born one of the first things we do is use our hands and we use them now, thats why American handball/football doesn't come close to real football.

Its a shame that LA galaxy one of the big clubs doesn't have all that many fans attending because you're not really experiencing what we experience in England at Arsenal, Liverpool or Manchester United where 60,000 or 80,000 ish turn up and the atmosphere is something else. Also like other Europeans experience like Real Madrid, Lyon, Bayern Munich, Ac milan etc etc....

The best sports come from England. American football or Baseball will never ever be as big. Deal with it. You can post all you like but it will not change. As long as you're happy then believe what you want to and preach what you want to.

Even your neighbours Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, Paraguay, columbia etc etc understand football, shame the USA does not. HA HA.

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Im from Philly and while im not a big sports fan when the Eagles play you watch and pray for a win. Most people ive talked to from out of state(hell from the sourding citys even), think that we are some of the meanest fans, well duh we almost get there just to lose try suffering that year after year after year it make a saint grumpy. This year my family didn’t even watch the superbowl, a blasphemy in our family there just wasn’t any point. When we lostd the superblow people were pissed for weeks. Really were only the city of brotherly love when were winning if were losing just stay away for your own sakes.




It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get...You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

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Ffs whats the point in comparing Football (soccer) to American handball or whatever you wanna call it. They're two totally different games.

For a start, a basic difference is that in American Football you can tackle(hit) a player even if he doesn't have the ball. Why, God knows, but thats not the point. Tackling off the ball isn't legal in any mainstream sport this side of the Atlantic.
Second, you really should compare American football to Rugby. Particularly Rugby league. You think rugby players are just a load of fat old Celts with beer bellies smacking the sh*t out of each other, then yer probably right when it comes to Union.
But Rugby League players would p*ss on American footballers. They have to be twice as quick, twice as strong, and able to turn on a sixpence without their teammates 'blocking off' opposition tacklers. (Even your lad Vin Diesel said that American Football was no match for RL)

But that also is not the point. You're comparing a high-scoring game of hard tackling to a game of free-flowing (mostly) skill and tactics. The reason a lot of Americans don't like Football is because it is relatively low scoring. This isn't a generalisation, look at your sports, American Football, Baseball, Basketball, Ice Hockey, they all have regular scores, thus there are more frequent releases of tension for the spectators. When they come across a game that is almost permanently on a knife-edge with only one 'score' separating the two sides they it's generally found to be uncomfortable.
There's also something to be said for the (admittedly tongue in cheek) belief over here (here being UK) that americans don't like soccer because they didn't invent it, and despite it's ridiculous popularity (the World Cup final is consistently the most-watched TV programme in the world, your superbowl doesn't even come close) they can never seem to become any good at it.

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audioreligion i agree just about totaly. i perticulary like the thing about vin diesel. but about your last point its mostly true about americans not likeing football(the good football not as its refered to as handball) but there are a few people here in the states that spend as much time playing watching and practicing football as possible and spending as much money as possible to watch it. even tho ive never seen a team better than fulham in real life but thats changing on my soon to come trip to england and hopefully trip to south africa for the world cup. my piont is there are afew people who are fully devoted to football not handball or any of teh other *beep* american sports. also american sports fans suck ass. they are in no way comparable to anything ive even seen during the games. hockey fans are weak. and at baseball games most of teh people are asleep(well atleast for the tigers).

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Violence doesn't happen often at football games, and it's certainly not coordinated like some of the English hooligans. But on the rare occasions it does, it is extreme.
I remember of few years ago, the Cleveland Browns played the Steelers in Pittsburgh. After the game, a man wearing a Browns jersey was struck by not one, but two cars, neither stopping to check on him. And not too long ago, a man was beaten to death in a diner for talking ill of the Steelers.
There were no riots when the Steelers won Superbowl XL, but the city did go into a lock-down. I'd never seen anything like it. All major roadways were closed and guarded by police, who patrolled everywhere. Even the state cops were brought in. The only laws that were broken were public drunkeness and fireworks ordinances.

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A couple of years ago I was sitting on my sofa at 2am mindlessly flicking through channels on the tv. On comes American Football. "Oooo" I thought. Id never watched it before being a Brit and all but i'd watched a couple of films such as "remember the titans" and thought the game looked pretty exciting. So i settled in to watch it.

They were faffing about with something getting lined up and stuff, i wait anxiously for the game to start. There all ready, referee says they can start, quarter back starts yelling something. Here it comes I think lots of fast play tackles and such. He gets the ball throws it 10 yards and then Beeep! play stops.

I sit there for a second, "Was that it?"

It was

They then repeated the process again and again. Someone then got injured apparently though how thats even possible when youve strapped a battle tanks armour onto your back i dont know

American Football, You have been judged and found wanting. Maybe this is why Football is "the beautiful game" and American Football found on early morning replays.

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American Football just sucks , thats why they made aussie rules...and no - we dont wear padding.

Not a man to mince words. People yes, but not words - TP

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Ummm...to the gent ranting about the english being the best at football.

*ahem*

Italy won world cup, AC Milan won champions league (yes the team has brazilians on it but Inzaghi and pirlo was the cause for the win over liverpool) and England choked in the world cup once again.

England needs to get their act together if they want a shot at the Eurocup. Gerrard and Lampard are competing against eachother to be the hero of the team and Rooney just tends to go on tilt a bit if things tend to not go how he likes.

My personal ranking of the top 5 soccer nations would have to be Italy, Brazil, Argentina, France and Germany. England sits somewhere in that bottom half, probably behind Portugual.

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bette00- you are on Glue, that fact is on paper we have the best team of anyone, all our players would fetch serious millions. Even Brazil don't have a full amazing team just 3-5 great players. Rio Ferdinand is a defender and cost £30m alone let alone Rooney or Gerrard etc. So what in national tournements we only reach the last 8 because of press pressure or sh*te manager but we have the best league in the world, the people who decide the rules consist of 4 FIFA and 4 from britains boards, FA, IFA, SFA and welsh fa notice that FA is the worlds oldest FA (not FIFA), the oldest cup competition in the world and lest not forget the FIRST international game was England v Scotland so please jog on.

We have the best stadiums (wembley, old trafford, Emirates, St james, Cardiff) and the league everyone wants to play in.

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American football rules! It's the #1 sport in America, which is the superpower and ruler of the world, therefor it rules! Soccer is for girls!

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LOOOOOOOL

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It's the #1 sport in America

And therefore the world

the superpower and ruler of the world

Well the dollar is worth nothing nowadays, which is great because your fuel costs are rising, China and India are fast outgrowing you economically and as far as super powers go, you are lead by a buffoon into costly wars in the middle east while your country has a dangerously high obesity rate and horribly low standards of education.

Oh and being the supreme rulers of earth, I suppose I will be stricken down by lightening for my insolence, grow up.

Soccer is for girls!

I find myself vaguely troubled that I am defending football, as I am a Rugby player, but not only your campness in your statement, but your blind stupidity too, compells me to contradict this so ignorant a comment.

Lets weigh up which sport relates most to the female species.

American footballers wear over the top shoulder pads, much like womens fashion in the 80's.
American footballers paint their faces, much like women have done for centuries.
American footballers wear tights, much like women. In general.

Football on the other hand, has none of these aspects. Since hundreds of years ago when men charged around streets in violent packs trying to kick a pigs bladder to the other end and score, football has been a game won by the more physical and apt team of men, and therefore is just as much a testosterone fuelled sport as American football, and possibly even more so due to my before mentioned points.

Carmine - King of the COGs

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jamiemcgrory dont pay any attention to the gentleman who made the statement about America being the greatest blah blah... It was a perfect example of the reason why America gets such a bad rap with the rest of the world's populace. Ignorance.

Anyway being born and raised in Philadelphia, I am going to have to disagree with your statement about "American" football. In no way shape or form is "soccer" (for lack of confusion on my side) a tougher sport than football. I was once like the young lad who said that soccer is for girls. Foot fairys i think we called them. After watching the 2006 world cup I realized I made a mistake. It takes lightyears of skill to play at that level and I was dumbfounded by how easily the players made it look. One thing I never understood, maybe because I'm not an avid follower of "soccer", is why the players always acted like pussys and pretended like they were hurt. Yea i understand its for strategy but I think that is the reason Americans get the idea that soccer is for girls.

Philadelphia Eagles fans are the craziest, meanest, toughest sons a bitches you will find in the US. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2005/dec/07/ussport.football
A little comparison between real football (NFL) and soccer fans.

And whoever said rugby players are the best athletes is a complete buffoon. NFL players are faster, quicker, and stronger in every shape and form. Who in rugby is stronger than larry allen. Who in rugby can run a 4.1 in the forty yard dash like champ bailey. And who in rugby can stop on the dime like brian westbrook. tell me and u win

When the discussion of American football vs. European football or American football vs Rugby comes up you always bring up how the NFL wears pads. Having played both rugby and American football, the pads actually bring an extra hazard to the game. Sure they protect u, but they also allow for head to head full speed contact, while rugby hits are more of a wrestling move to take someone down. Rugby players never get blindsided coming accross the middle trying to catch a pass. Rugby players also can only hit the ball carrier while in football you have to be constantly aware of your surroundings because you can be hit from any direction. All in all when i played rugby it was more like playing "pick-up" football with different rules. Real football is on a whole different level. Soccer on the other hand has no room to talk because contact is hardly allowed and when contact is made the fags lie on the ground pretending to be hurt.

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i'd like to put brian habana for speed,

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7_iAQXyDJns is the cheater video
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7_iAQXyDJns is a cracking habana try

and shane williams for jinking, or "stopping on a dime"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxh3utC4K_c&feature=related williams vs sa
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UHIzvwyy1wo&feature=related again vs sa

as for power, how about brian lima? definitely a legal blindside

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nwDTIiGSEYs&feature=related
and from a the 2003 final
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1wg76bDpo

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I was looking through my posts recently and noticed you responded. I watched all of the videos and for speed brian habana is pretty fast, he would be one of the faster guys in the NFL, but I researched his 100m dash time and it was 10.4. Here is a list of players who are not even in the NFL yet that have beaten that time.
http://speedendurance.com/2010/02/21/2010-nfl-combine-predictions-5-of-the-fastest-men-nflcombine/
It was very difficult to find 100m track times for current NFL players but I was able to find a few. Micheal Bennett supposedly ran a 9.95 in the 100m dash. Chris Johnson, which many believe to be one of the top 5 fastest NFL players in the league, ran a 10.34. Although, Desean Jackson (also considered one the fastest players in the NFL) recently beat him in the 100m dash.

When I said "stopping on a dime" I meant "juking" or "jinking" as you call it. Shane William, quick in his own right, is no where near the quickness of these following people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoHVhhUjjBc Brian Westbrook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXJZviUWlY&feature=related Mike Vick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUVFZYYzHPU Barry Sanders (Probably the best "juker in NFL history)

When I said strength I meant actual strength not hitting power (which is a completely different argument)

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I think the old Veteran's Stadium in Philadelphia had its own jail. Someone verify that for me. If that's true, that should be an indication of the rowdiness of the fans there.

I remember a few years ago, Mexico played Argentina down in Argentina. I remember reading that the Mexican side took their own food, water, etc. with them. They didn't want to take a chance of getting sabotaged by the locals.

I have friends that live in Glasgow, Scotland. They would shut themselves in their houses on the days that Rangers and Celtic had matches. I asked them why they would do that. They said, it was just a bad idea to go out.

I think a guy in San diego got shanked a few years ago for wearing an Oakland Raider jersey in the stadium during a game in San Diego. That's a bit harsh don't you think?

There's a reason die hard sport followers are called "fans". It is short for fanatic.

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yea veterans stadium had a jail and judge in the basement. One game i think a year before they destroyed it, there were like 79 brawls in the stands.

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Let's face the facts. It all boils down for the most part which sports you grew up watching. Having grown up in the Detroit area, I'm obviously going to prefer football, hockey, and baseball[never been much of a basketball fan] to rugby or soccer. Just the way it is. I guess my question is why are we even having this discussion? I have to say, what you Brits don't know about or understand about football could fill an entire volume of encylopedias, and I'm sure you could justifiably say the same about us Americans with soccer or rugby. I'm not going to touch the football/soccer argument because I don't feel the sports have a close enough relation anymore to draw real comparisons. However, I will say of ocurse soccer is more popular worldwide then football, but I would argue that is strictly due to the cost. All you need for soccer is a ball. You can create your own boundaries and goals and get your friends to play at no cost. Football, you have to shell out the money for pads, a practice field, tackling and blocking dummies, you name it. Poor kids around the world aren't going to be able to afford the equipment and the facilities, so why bother? Not saying that if it was made more available that it would overtake soccer's popularity, just that it's got some built in disadvantages going against it on a world popularity front.

Now, where I feel the need to step in and argue is the negative comparisons between rugby and football. A few years ago my work transferred me to Australia for a year. I was very excited to take in a lot of rugby, as I'd heard what a great tough sport it is. Well, I'll come away saying this: football players are required to wear pads because they are needed, rugby players do not need them. Not saying it's not a tough game, but I can tell you right now, rugby players do not hit anywhere near as hard as football players do. The players in football are much bigger, stronger, quicker and a lot more often then not, faster then the rugby guys. On top of it, there's no blocking whatsoever, tackles above the shoulders aren't allowed and you have to wrap up, which takes some off of a hit. The scrums in rugby do not even come close to the offensive and defensive lines in football smashing into one another off the snap trying to knock each other off the ball. And you simply don't have guys flying in from 20 yards down field and pasting the ball carrier trying to knock the ball loose, a common thing in football. I played in high school football games that had harder hitting and tackling And just a little history lesson, football players in the sports early days at the turn of the 19th to 20th century didn't wear pads, either. Pads only became mandatory after several fatalities on the field. I'll give rugby it's props, it is a great sport, but to say it's tougher and more physically taxing then football is nothing short of asinine.

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Dude, I find that hilarious from someone who considers a sport with a bunch of pansies running around in daisy duke shorts to be manly, and that's all I'm going to say. Any sport that rewards players from diving and pretending to be hurt is certainly no man's game.

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