no memorable quotes?


This game had some GREAT quotes! I'll have to submit some later...

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Higgs (the British Army officer in the meetings): "Special Projects?" Marvelously vague.

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Truck driver: What am I going to do with all this cheese?
Soldier: I don't know. Find some crackers?

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"I'm going to go .... polish my veapon."



"90% of everything is crap."

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The two soldiers at the generator next to the u-boat in Norway:

"Are you still trying to start that thing?"
"No, I'm giving myself an upper body workout...one arm at a time!"




You, Mr Neville, are the refuse of the past. You are discarded!

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The whole of that U-Boat conversation is hilarious. I think it went something like...

Soldier 1: "Are you still trying to start that thing?"
Soldier 2: "No, I'm giving myself an upper body workout...one arm at a time!"
Soldier 1: "I bet it's the cold..."
Soldier 2: *Annoyed sigh* "Tell me, do you always make such insightful observations? You should seriously consider officers training."
Soldier 1: "Try cranking it harder."
Soldier 2: *losing it entirely now* "LOOK, ARE YOU BEING STUPID JUST TO ANNOY ME? Can't you see here I'm practically tearing my arm off? The goddamn thing won't start, because the goddamn thing is FROZEN SOLID!!!"
Soldier 1: "All right, all right, I was just trying to help..."
Soldier 2: "You want to help? Well go find some antifreeze, don't stand around here making idiotic comments!"

Fantastic. Had me in stitches.

Also the bit in the ruined factory with the two soldiers and the unexploded bomb is funny, too.

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