As Bill Hicks would say...
"Drink up, have fun, there is no death. Drink up, have fun, don't suffer, don't feel guilty. Drink up, have fun, don't feel guilty, don't suffer. There is no death, God loves you no matter what you do. You are the perfect holy child of God. And as my friend Johnny Pineapple would say: "Case..fncking..closed."
You're like a giant cock-blocking robot, like developed in a secret fncking government lab.