Amanda and Crack

And by crack and mean her ass and by that I mean it seems that either the director really likes her bottom or she needs a pan and a zoom a dedicated B crew for her entire rump. Most of the goddamn movie we get a full look at her *beep* like it's the holy grail or something. I mean, yes, it's nice, but could we trade taint for script? I think Amanda's butt got billing in the credits. If there were a sequel they would've probably done a POV from the ass perspective. In 3D. *beep*
Also, Colin Firth squirming like an idiot in front of a mirror in leather pants was just awkward up to lethal levels. At least they didn't concentrate on his assless ass.