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"I like the episode when they went to San Diego because Wanda had such a sexy two piece bathing suit on. I wish I could get on the show and just rip it off her. I also like the one where Bernie's sister Benita walks around in her robe and her breasts are showing."
Whoa! sounds hot! I am REALLY anxious to get the dvd of that season / episode now! I really wanna see dat episode!
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Really difficult to name a favorite show, because 1.there's so many of them and 2.they're all really good. However, if I had to narrow it down, I'd say the episodes with Rick Hoffman, Bar Mitzvah crashers, and the episodes that have focused on Wanda wanting to have a baby. To see the metamorphosis of Bernie's character towards the idea of having a baby has been a humorous and pleasant journey. My mom follows the show sometimes, so when Wanda thought she was pregnant I called my mom and we laughed, giggled, and rejoiced. When it is learned that she was not pregnant, I CRIED and did not call my mom back to let her know. After those heavy episodes, Bar Mitzvah crashers was a nice change.
May the Bernie Mac Show have as many seasons as the cast and crew desire!
learn as much as you can, fear none, love, and be loved!
I can't remember the name of the episode but it is from the first season. The one where Bernie gives them an allowance and then finds out Jordan has been using his medicine money for a telescope. Great lines in that one.
(Shopping for snacks. The kids start throwing stuff in. Bernie pulls out a toy squirt gun that Baby Girl put in)
Bernie: B, this is not a snack.
Bryanna: I'm gonna put juice in it!
Bernie: (mocking her voice) You're not gonna put nothing in it! You gonna put it back.
And when he goes on about his magazine that was a collector's edition and then you find out he stole it from the dentist office.
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I just saw the one where Wanda was dreaming about Bernie and Halle Berry. I didn't see the whole program but the outtakes at the end were hysterical with Wanda and Halle, at Wanda's funeral, fighting over Bernie.
share"Sin Cup" (a classic - with Jordan asking if taking communion isn't the same thing as cannibalism; the family using the candy apples to tempt poor little Baby Girl into "sinning"; the priest saying Jordan is the spawn of the Devil or something like that) and of course "Bar Mitzvah Crashers"
shareAnything w/Fr. Cronin -- especially when Bryanna transfers outta the hippy school.
Also liked the one where Jordon brought a snake home from school.
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I absolutely loved the one where Bernie is trying to teach Wanda how to use the belt on "that ass..." Weapon of ASS Destruction is what he called it... After years of hurting somebody till the "white meat" showed, I loved how QUICKLY he got scared when the "white meat" DID show...
I also loved when Bernie found the possum in the kitchen cabinet...
The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
Easy Rider. Bernie thought he was dead and as he walked through the house the song Fantasy by Earth Wind and Fire played. It was surreal and now kinda sad as Bernie passed on way to young.
shareThe one where the kids try to hide Buddy the dog from Bernie. The scene where they pretend they pooped on the floor and chewed up Bernie's shoe.. his reactions make me weep with laughter, every single time.
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