Granted some of you have your opinions about child beauty pageants, for those who have seen this documentary, what part made you laugh.
For me, it had to have been when the kids were all in the dressing room preparing for a pageant. There was a little girl, could have been less than a year old sleeping. Shane walks in and shouts WAKE UP GIRL!!
I burst out laughing - my first thought was that's one hell of a way to wake up a 6 month old.
I thought it was adorable when Swan and that little boy were running around with each other! And how they edited it make it seem like he was later telling his friend to watch his little girl-friend.
OH and it was funny when Swan was like, "I don't need you to dance with me!" (something along the lines of that) and went and grabbed a 11 year old to dance with her. I thought that was funny, cute!
all those parts were funny anither part that made me laugh was when Wayne called the house in the beginning and Swan was like stop calling here or don't call here it was so cute!
shareWhen Shane was dancing in his house for one of cliens wearing penny loafers with no socks.
shareAwww The funniest bit has to be when they are at Glamour Doll Usa and the MC announces(?) Reed Hale and says his hobbies are playing in the dirt and watching unsolved mysteries.
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Lady off-camera: Swan, how did you two meet?
Swan: We bought beanie babies together (awww)
When Reed's mother goes "I was wearing him like wet underwear." Poor kid.
When a little girl maybe 2 or three goes "I'm twired." that was cute.
The mother of the baby with the extensions admiring the dress. "It looks like a dessert doesn't it."
(I reckon that baby with the huge blue eyes should of won instead of that girl with the dessert dress. She only won cause of the hair extensions and she was sour).
The little blue eyed baby in the blue dress should have won. She just sparkled. The dessert dress baby with the extensions looked like a sourpuss.
The funniest part for me was Shane prancing around showing the tiny little girl her dance. She was looking at him like he was crazy!
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When Swann is showing Tommy her "pageant smile" and she goes "Just like Shane King told me, eyebrows up!!"
When she takes off in her rollers with that little boy and he says they're going to blast off in a space ship.
After Shane shows that little tiny girl the routine, the way the camera pans to her you're thinking "That little girl must think he's nuts". But then she next second she's doing the routine, and totally killing it!