is it possible to be a shoeless butt-kicker?
ok... I am imagining myself as Bangrajan's deadliest bad-ass (I would probably not go with the full moustache look though)... swishing my double swords about so quickly that heads are rolling like bowling balls on a Saturday night at the local 10 Pin Paradise...
I kill about 50 dudes to make my way to the leader of the hated Burmese and right before I dispatch him with a double sword thrust, I step on a rock innocently sitting upon the battle field...
Since my village apparently spent all it's money on the nice swords we have, but didn't bother to buy, or make a single piece of manly footwear, or even a sandal... I screech in pain and begin hopping up and down on 1 foot, where I soon become easy fodder for the Burmese and within moments of my victory, my head rolls along with the rest of them.