Am I clairvoyant? Does this mean I'll burn?
As the first opening card came up, reading "Kirstie Alley", I exclaimed "Oh, Lord". Then a couple of seconds later the first words were spoken. What were they? "Oh, Lord." I checked, and there are almost 100 Mathers living in my area.
Should I start wearing my asbestos underwear?
"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell