Horrible!


This movie is horrible.
Even for a low-budget movie, this one really sucks. The acting was horrible, as were the CGI effects.

The dialog was prehaps the worst out of everything.
I'm glad I downloaded this movie and didn't spend any money on it.
You see people- movies like THESE are the REASON why downloading copyrighted movies should be LEGAL. No consumer should waste their hard-earned cash on this trash.

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Dragonlance Chronicles should be made into a movie!! (maybe even a trilogy!)

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What do you feel about the effects?

The sabretooth tiger was very poorly done. I mean, in the last part of the movie, where it's in a mine shaft, it looks very poorly done. The shading was totally off, and it just looked so hokey.

What do you think?
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Dragonlance Chronicles should be made into a movie!! (maybe even a trilogy!)

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This movie came on SciFi yesterday. SciFi has some of the campiest, horrible but hilarious movies ever made. The CGI is usually laughable, the acting is at times absurd and the dialouge is classic.

Trent Parks: Truth or dare?
Lola Rodriguez: Dare. No, I want truth.
Trent Parks: You ever slept with a girl?
Casey: Okay, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired.
Lola Rodriguez: No. Have you?

oooh. BURN!!!
I love SciFi.

"I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."



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I don't have a chance to watch it right now but I'm recording it, and only because Josh is in it. I checked here to see what it was about and it looks like a very sucky movie. Oh well, I'm just watching it to see Josh too.:p

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I really hated the characters!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could scream it out loud!
They were just so annoying, especially the stupid corporate lady and that black dude that kinda resembles Chris Rock. He was dancing at the edge of a cliff acting off like an idiot and actually falls! I wish he just died then. What a jerk... They overdid the characters. If I could, I would have killed Catherine myself. Anyway, why would they clone an extinct creature just to use the technology for growing organs? Isn't bringing back a sabertooth or just cloning some other animal be enough!!? I don't get it! Just horrible writing...

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If I could, I would have killed Catherine myself.


One of the main things that ticks me off about this film is no one other than the John Rhys-Davies (sp) character becomes suspicious of her (and he really doesn't count because he was part of the project to start with). One doesn't have to be a policemen to figure out how everything was turning out to the cat's advantage and who had the most to gain.

BTW I think Leon on the same level as Jar Jar Binks!

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man im just glad I saw this movie from a free rental thing that a friend of mine had. I just laughed my ass off, I mean the way that guy walked around with that rifle was just goofy as hell. The dialouge was just funny to me, I mean two teenage girls see one of their friends torn up into pieces and that guy says to them "watch out the blood is a little slippery" that is just funny *beep* I mean in real life who would say that? I mean the guy just mentioned their friends death like it was nothing, like when they saw the cat the girls said "so is that the thing that..." "That tore your friends head off back there, yeah" just such a casual mentioning of their friend being slaughtered, no big deal. Man movies like this are just classic and I swear I have never laughed so hard at one of these horror movies before in my life, this one takes the cake on humor atleast. Oh and "Stop it, STOP IT I CREATED YOU" saying that to a giant animal, well let me tell you it takes a very special person to think that will actually work, oh and how he died, yeah just open wide and try and catch it with your mouth thats the stuff.


Edited IN!: Oh yeah I almost forgot about the security of that place, I mean the guy was there trying to fix the computer as his job and the girl was just so shocked that he didn't come running after her looking for hot sweaty loving even though she told him not to. Yeah I know it's pretty suprising that he didn't want to lose his job to go and have a drink with you the other security person who is on her job. Just wow where did this guy find his security staff, must of been a very special place where people don't have doors because the turning of the knob is just to complicated.

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It's a B movie, you have to learn to deal with things like that to be entertained by it.

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Nothing is more horrible in this movie than Vanessa Angel's upper lip

"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f@!k how crazy they are."

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I'm watching it on Sci Fi right now and agree it is horrible and the CGI is bad and the acting, especially Vanessa Angel's, is bad. But for Josh Holloway fans, it's a great way to spend two hours.

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he does okay. I am watching it right now as well. However I think the cat could be better done. I personally liked David Keith.

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Oh, come now we don't turn on the Sci-Fi Channel to see quality programming do we? This kind of stuff is just fun to watch.

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so true, willzilla, I tune in for every original movie just for the same reason you give...it is just fun to watch.

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This is the Sabertooth 2002 board. It took place out in the wilderness on a mountain. There was no computers in it. No one said any of the lines you quoted.

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