10. SLEEP-INDUCING 9. ANNOYING 8. FRAUDULENT (I SHOULD ASK BLOCKBUSTER FOR A REFUND) 7. PLOTLESS 6. BORING 5. INDULGENT 4. AMATEURISH 3. INSULTING (TO ANY AUDIENCE) 2. WASTEFUL (I'LL NEVER GET THOSE 2 HOURS BACK)
In that you can tell it is in love with itself. If this movie were being interviewed it would say: "I know that my plot makes no sense whatsoever, and is so disjointed that the person viewing me just flat out does not care by the end what happens because all intrigue has been replaced with boredom, but goddamn, don't I have some flashy anime and naughty, naughty sex bits?"