Favourite Moments?


steve coogan falling off the chair

'what are you doing here?'
'i.. dont know'

'i cant beleieve there are some people talking at the back!'

and the best one.........

(as kirsty breaks into the house, coogan tries to start up a forced conversation so that jeff can go investigate)

Simon: have you got anything to add to that george?
george: (stares blankly for a few seconds) errrrr no

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I liked the part where the corrupted cop told Coogan whats going to happen to him in jail.... I liked his face I laughed to tears.


There where many other funny moments but that was the best.

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"What's in the pot?"

*long pause*

"...boiled head"

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The roller coaster puking.


Once was comedy, twice poetry






"It's a trap!"
- Admiral Ackbar

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"oh look, he's alive!" :DD

T-X has co..corrupted my system

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"It's get Kirsty out!"

"Stick to what you're best at" (Emma with Head PC).

"I can't believe there are some people talking at the back!"

"Allows the air to circulate around the...VAGINA!"

Like someone else said when he's creating a fake conversation after Kirsty's broken in...hahahaha!

"No. It's my penis."

Death: "We'll meet again young man."
Simon: "Yeah, yeah, very scary."
Emma: "Occupation?"
Death: (in high voice) "Student."


El vino did flow -- David Brent, The Office

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In my wallet I have £40, that's £20 each.

:D

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"He had an *beep* the size of a clown's pocket"

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ITS GET KIRSTY IN!

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"Allows the air to circulate around the...VAGINA"

"Ive got nothing agaisnt gays...its just...I AM NOT GAY"

Simon: Ive got to go back
George: Never go back
Simon: Ive left the tape
George: In that case, go back

"{Pen Lid falls off} Thats not important"

"Now...Im a FISHMONGER"

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When he falls off the chair
"sh*t!"

And when he is on the chandiler thing in the bank and he sneezes!

and
"that really hurt!"


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I like it when he goes to the police station after falling in the canal, and is trying to explain to the guy behind the desk why he's there. "Ended up with a condom on my finger. Ugh. I'm not a lunatic, I'm a parole officer. Yeah I know, same thing." Lol.

"You're in my thoughts every minute. I love you. I'll wait for you. Come back."

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Simon Pegg and Omar Sharif cameos are classic.

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YES!

Hadn't remembered Simon Pegg was in this. Not a single line, but his face was such a picture.

... Sanity and Happiness are an impossible combination ...

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Best bit in the screening I went to was the part when he recruits the fishmonger. I was in a cinema in Stockport- a 5 min walk from where the scene was filmed- a hearty cheer went up throughout the audience when we recognised the locale.

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Additionally to everything that's already been said:

"It's bullet proof glass."
"It's a bank."


and

"Of these one thousand, how many are now going straight?"
"Three"

and

"I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty."

and the classic fight scene with the hat stand.

I know a$sholes grow on trees but I'm here to trim the leaves

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My favourite bit was in the museum with the fertility symbol.

Emma: Go on, touch it.
Simon: No!
Emma: Are you afraid to touch a penis?
Simon: You're talking to a man who's going blind!

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