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You clever duck you! You noticed a vague similarity to Dead Poets Society! You don't mention Good Will Hunting or Scent of a Woman but never mind. And let's not forget Goodbye Mr. Chips and Educating Rita and Freedom Writers! What's this whole thing about "genre" movies (what that mean?) and books. Tom Jones and Tom Sawyer! Same first name even! I guess the thousands of clones of Die Hard and Nightmare on Elm Street etc., etc., etc., etc., are not the rip-offs that bother you.

Just one question, when you finish taking a dump do you sit there and wonder what that roll of flimsy paper is there for? It's a mystery!