You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years..

Generally those people have a goal in mind. Van just didn't want to grow up.

You can call me 'Mayor Chapstick.'

Yeah they're called doctors.

Lots of people go 7 years undergrad while maintaining a GPA to stay enrolled, but not enough credits for a degree? I'm gonna call shenanigans on that. "Lots" is a big word.

Are you not entertained?!

Would be politicians!

It's that man again!!

Given how successful his Dad was and the fact he was forking out the money to send him, it's understandable that he would have expected Van to graduate before clocking up seven years.

They do. I've seen a lot of people these days that have been in school for awhile. Changing majors, hard majors, mental health issues, etc..

"Live Today Like You'll Die Tomorrow"

To further their education or career. Van was a simp

How long does it take to get a better master's degree?