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Worst Film Ever

posted 18 years ago by KellyJones
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I watched this film whilst staying at a friends house. It was about 2 in the morning and we couldn't be bothered to change the channel so we unwittingly delved into what I call a mix between an extremely dodgy porn film(remember when that woman fingers herself to another woman exploding in front of her?hideous)and a day in the life of one of the many Quentin Tarantino wannabes who indulge in extreme violence but have no point to it.
The tagline of this film is ... 'The Future Sucks' ... I suggest to you that the makers of this low grade sci-fi nonsense should have put it as yes you guessed it ...'This Film Sucks'...
Even at 90 minutes in length i found it overlong.

I simply end with this message...Dare You See Teenage Caveman?

A sane response would be...I Dare Not

[–] bowntown 18 years ago

i watched the movie for the first time tonight. i had boughten it on ebay simply because i am a huge larry clark fan. the movie yes, does suck. but its still worth a watch for a weird good laugh. i had a good chuckle at how bad some of the acting was.
if this is your first larry clark film (and if you didn't know he did a cameo as the guy vincent kills with a spear in the beginning) do not judge him as a filmmaker on this movie. go see ken park, kids, or bully.

ken park = <3.

[–] possible_psychotic 18 years ago

well, i've seen bully and i've seen kids. i really, really liked bully and yeah kids was alright. my good friend moved interstate and he left me most of his movies and on of them was "teenage caveman".

I haven't watched it yet but after reading some of these posts i'm real tempted. is it as bad as a troma film?

"Christ kid, you're a weirdo!"

[–] happiness_is_easy 18 years ago

A Troma film would be a good comparison to Teenage Caveman. Who remembers Surf Nazi's Must Die?!

[–] possible_psychotic 18 years ago

Rabid Grannies?

"Christ kid, you're a weirdo!"

[–] ScaryMovie5 17 years ago

I hate it as the porn part, if there was no porn in it. then it would be ok

[–] KellyJones 17 years ago

lol

It is a very weird film, especially when its watched late at night after several alcoholic beverages.

I concur with the 'soft porn' view. Totally unnecessary.

[–] TBMonk 16 years ago

I haven't watched it yet but after reading some of these posts i'm real tempted. is it as bad as a troma film?

Troma films don't take themselves seriously, and can be enjoyed as high camp. This piece of junk, on the other hand, is a crime against nature and everything good about movies.

It is, without a doubt, the worst movie I've seen since "Shredder Orpheus," and the first movie I've ever been tempted to compare to that gawdawful POS.

[–] Andrewsufc 17 years ago

I agree. Worst movie I've ever seen.

[–] Maniacs2001 17 years ago

I agree. Worst movie I've ever seen in my life.