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'Stranded' Worst movie ever


Yes, I kept falling asleep while watching it, it was as dull as dishwater. The acting was wooden and unconvincing, and the dialogue unrealistic and dull.
It was obviously a low budget movie judging by the background, prop and scenes.

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Yes, it is soo hard to watch character driven movies with an actual plot.

Especially when they aren't filled with razzle dazzle special effects.

Teresa
http://MermaidLady.com

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Every defender of a horrible low-budget movie says this. I don't need razzle-dazzle, I prefer films without it. The problems with this film are not a lack of effects, they are 1) a terrible, terrible script, with dialogue that sounds like it was written by someone who doesn't actually even speak English, 2) awful directing, which does nothing to fix the terrible dialogue.

This may be the worst dialogue and directing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of crappy movies.

"I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke."

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I fell asleep halfway through it too, i'm surprised i got that far through it, the opening credits gave me a splitting headache, they went on and on and on and had those annoying cuts in and out. And there dialog, where the hell did they learn to act???? it's terrible dialog sounded like some crap lifted from the power rangers show, maybe worse.

When the blond guy died i thought to myself, "thank you. now I don't have to put up with that stupid voice that doesn't sound like anyone that anyone knows but closet thing to would be a born again boyscout mamma's boy"

And that other woman, what the hell was her accent supposed to be? It sounded horrid.

Then i fell asleep when they found air on mars in an alien tunnel, it just killed the realism of it, doesn't fit in at all with what had happened, they shouldve just cut the crap and gotten straight to it rather then bore you with un-heartfelt deaths especially when ya don't care about any of them and would prefer to see them all die off anyway.

And what the hell was on the NASA (or whoever they where) guy on earths head????

euhh, expect a sequel i s'pose.

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Stranded is one of the top 2 worst movies of all time. the only movie that i can thing of that comes close to as bad as Stranded is Kung Pow which is the only movie that i've come close to walking out of the theater. anytime someone tells me that they just saw the worst movie of all time i have them watch Stranded and they agree with me it is the worst movie of all time.

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This movie was a total *beep* BOREHOLE!!! When I rented this movie, I thought "Wow, movie about being stranded on Mars? Gotta be interesting!" What I was in for was complete disappointment. Took me every fiber of my being to stay awake, and this movie was 2 hours of my life and $3.00 in movie rental fees I will never get back.

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Lol Ok,

Personally I rate all the movies below way worse than Stranded:

In Time - not even that bad it's funny.
All of the Twilight movies
the blair witch
All of the paranormal activity movies
Anything with Paris Hilton
meet the spartans,
Star Wars Episode 1
the italian job - remake
DUE DATE
The men who stare at goats

I could go on for ages but I'm at work,

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Drop the hyperbole. Yeah, it's a bad film, but worst ever? Not even close.

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