hysterical

Yep! Great movie!

I don't know if you were high when you watched it, but this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen...I actually beat the *beep* out of my friend for making me watch it.

Don't get me wrong I LOVE kung fu and I LOVE comedies and I LOVE parodies, but I really don't think this can qualify as any of the three. The acting was terrible, the diologue was unnatural and forced, and the only jokes in the movie were puns (which are NOT funny past 4th grade) and playing on Asian stereotypes, which could be hilarious if executed properly. Oh, and if you were unsure of my opinion, it wasn't.

I'm personally dissapointed that, for a movie who's title was essentially "kung-fu" there was absolutely no kung-fu. Sure, there were asians "fighting" in the movie, but of the only three fight scenes in the movie, not one of them could have qualified as martial arts. Guy swings fist a foot away from guy 2's face...guy 2 falls over...Guy then kicks Van Damme in the balls...haha??? Kung-Fu Hustle and Kung-Pow were parodies of Kung-Fu movies, but not only were they actually funny, they had fight scenes that teenagers couldn't reproduce while watching the movies. Oh, and yeah, the characters in those movies actually had EMMOTIONS which, you know, tend to add to a movie.

And NONE of the ideas were original...Old withered bitch wants to look young so she steals a GOD DAMN FRUIT VERSION OF THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH to make herself young which of course was taken from a Shoalin Monk temple (Shir-Li Temple, haha it was a little girl who sang songs, HILARIOUS) so a bored, confused, and apallingly slow moving monk tries to find it where he teams up with a modern day asian, his stereotypical uncle who references the movie's script (that's NEVER been done) and a black guy who thinks he's chinese (like a whigger or chigger? fuuuuuuunny) and of course, he falls in love with a girl that he's known for a day...if I met a girl and told her I loved her the next day I'd be labelled a stalker. God dammit Hollywood...

This movie was a piece of trash, and the only excuse for actually enjoying it is if you're eight years old or on an acid trip.

Oh, and one more thing...WHY THE *beep* WAS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH A PEACH!?! I thought I was staring at a giant scrotum the entire movie.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE GOD DAMNED PUNS!!!