Damn you Craig Sheffer!
Craig Sheffer. Scurge of air disaster flicks. The terror from Pennsylvania. As wooden as two-ply. 'Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying'. 'Terbulence 3: Heavy Metal'. 'Cabin Pressure'. And now, 'Flying Virus'.
These horrible, horrible movies all star Craig Sheffer. As the good guy! As the person we're supposed to like, who we're supposed to root for; the guy who we're supposed to associate with and admire. But Sheffer is none of these things! In 'Turbulence 2' he's much too cocky. He's the hero that should have been shot. I was rooting for the terrorists to shoot him! He's so horrible! Sheffer takes control and saves the day. UNBELIEVABLE! Even more so than everything else! In 'Turbulence 3' we hardly saw him. I don't even REMEMBER him being in it. It's incredible! And 'Cabin Pressure'...'Cabin Pressure' is without a doubt the stupidest film I've ever seen. For one, it insults Australians (yes, you heard it here first - the villian is supposed to be an Aussie). "Oh no, the dingo's got my airplane!" It's absolutely terrible!
And now, we come to a film which is, in my opinion, the worst film I've ever seen. 'Flying Virus'. With a miniscule budget, horrible script and dodgy special effects (the plane is completely white for Christ's sake! They couldn't even put a stinking cheatline on the damn thing!) and acting talent that would make a piece of wood proud. It's poorly written. It's far too slow. And it's as dull as anything. It should be banned! It should be used in maximum security prisons to rehabilitate people! I haven't been able to watch this film again! It's unbearable!