WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!


Without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. The "Blair witch project" was close but this is clearly worse.

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Tell us how bad this movie is, firstly, and secondly, what are other movies you hate besides Blair Witch.


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Obviously you haven't seen many movies. Write back when they drop.

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I like that sarcasm hidden in the gaps of your response, Pseudo.

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Dude, Ossie Davis plays JFK. That's industrial grade awesome right there.

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You clearly know nothing about film... Nuff said...

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How is this the "WERST MOVEE EVAR"!?

BHT is my favorite movie of all-time, and I think the best movie of all-time. It's one of the most original movies ever, and it excellently creates a hybrid of horror-dramadey.

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How dare you compare Bubba Ho-Tep, one of the best movies ever made for many reasons to a piece of *beep* like the Blair Witch Project? Have you even watched Bubba Ho-Tep? Are you too young to get it?

Bubba Ho-Tep is one of my all time favorite movies ever made and it shows that you don't need a large budget to make a great movie.

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Incredible film!

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I agree you don't need a large budget to make a great movie, case in point, "Halloween". However if you believe that "Bubba Ho-Tep" is one of the best movies ever made then you are on narcotics....and good ones. Oh, yes unfortunatley I did watch that awful movie and I am probably older than you.

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Oh, yes unfortunatley I did watch that awful movie and I am probably older than you.

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you big bitch cockroach

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What are you talking about? This movie was brilliant in so many ways!!

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Often times Mother's do not breast feed their children leaving them emotionally confused and insecure.

In an effore to fill this empty spot inside themselves they attempt to create dissent in chat rooms of fantastic movies by posting:

WORST MOVIE EVER!

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I saw this film at the Midtown Art House in Atlanta. To quote Roger Ebert

It doesn't work as a horror movie because the Bubba Ho-Tep monster would make Ed Wood's monsters look slick by comparison. It doesn't work as a cult movie because it challenges the cleverness of the audience instead of congratulating it. It doesn't work as a traditional story arc because the story jumps the rails when Bubba Ho-Tep turns up.

But it does sort of work in one way: It has the damnedest ingratiating way of making us sit there and grin at its harebrained audacity, laugh at its outhouse humor, and be somewhat moved (not deeply, but somewhat) at the poignancy of these two old men and their situation.

So, it is a character driven movie. Two old men waiting to die. Are they Elvis and JFK? Doesn't matter. What does matter is that they regain something in the fight against Bubba Ho-Tep. Dignity and purpose. Something that old people are
stripped of. Truly something to think about, because we are all going to get old.

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Not the worst but close.

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You are a Moron and a pathetic troll. This movie was inspired and one of the greatest movies ever. Bugs, "Size of a peanut-butter banana sandwich". How can you not characterize this as great. I hope you die of ass cancer.

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Anytime someone posts "Worst movie ever!!!" and never comments again, that's a pretty good sign this person is a troll. Check their history. They were barely active for a week. Mommy must have found out that he has been playing on the computer again and grounded him. Lucky for us! :)

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Your an idiot. Please stop breathing.

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Your? Kill YOURself now.

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