wow this movie was bad--no wonder it bombed

Grossing 4 million is about the worst box office amount I've ever seen

This is so stupid--Why would these 2 beautiful 30 year old women want to have sex with this homely teenage loser?

I can relate to the boarding school setup because I spent fours at a private school myself in Princeton NJ, and I knew guys that ran away, and who were losers otherwise--but this film was pointless, unrealistic, and stupid--Culkin was way too much of a wise-ass to have any sympathy for