worst movie ever... - The Guru (2003) Discussion

[–] nocomputer1962 19 years ago

No movie with Heather Graham AND Marisa Tomei could be the worst movie ever. Have you tried Baby's Day Out?

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[–] jfm-12 18 years ago

You are correct, "nocomputer1962": no motion picture with Heather Graham as a member of the cast could EVER be the worst movie ... er, ever. She is just too cute!!! Hasn't anyone seen Joe Pesci and Danny Glover in "Gone Fishin'"? UGHH! That movie was insufferable, and it was a test of endurance to get through that "hurter". I kept waiting for it to improve ... but it never did. Marisa Tomei was cool. The comic one-liners in this movie were well above average. This movie is a "keeper", and not a "loser".

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[–] kolyand 18 years ago

no motion picture with Heather Graham as a member of the cast could EVER be the worst movie ... er, ever. She is just too cute!!!

I would disagree with that because I have seen Lost in Space. She was not enough to save that horrible movie.

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[–] blacknyellowsquid 12 years ago

LOL to the Gone Fishin' hate! I don't remember anything about that movie, except that it was very horrible! I saw it years ago. Glad someone else feels the same way. ;)

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[–] Hornaman 19 years ago

not the worst... but i think this deserves a spot somwhere in the bottom 100. I can't belive this movie has got 5.9!! it should be sometjing like 3 - 3.5 IMO

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[–] Alexander-80 19 years ago

i liked it
its funny
5 points are ok!

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[–] gf_warlock 19 years ago

I agree, 100%

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[–] TR_Wolf 19 years ago

WHY is there always at least one person in these boards who says "worst movie ever" when its the boards of a good film like this. These people should be smacked repeatedly with a haddock.

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[–] indierockerdude 19 years ago

the film made me laugh - generally i'd say that makes it a good film.

being an amateur porn star myself i could relate to most of what was going on which probably made it better for me.

if your looking for a bad film may i suggest The War of the Worlds?

by the way, im not really an amateur porn star - we can but dream.

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[–] Dark_Rose 19 years ago

In what ways is this film "the worst movie ever" in your opinions. Was it to do with a poor script, poor acting. By just saying it was the worst movie ever and not giving an opinion or reason, in my view makes you a very shallow minded person.

Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! *beep* I'm dead!

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[–] MaximumMadness 11 years ago

I'm watching this for the first time while responding. I'm 15 minutes in, and it's far from the worst movie ever made. It's halfway decent, to be honest.

But yeah, copious "Worst movie ever!" threads are annoying as heck, and appear on just about every single movie board. People seem to lose perspective when they watch a film they don't like, and overreact.

What about Manos: The Hands of Fate, Disaster Movie, Garbage Pail Kids, Space Mutiny, An Allan Smithee Film, House of the Dead, Ballistic: Ecks VS Sever, Glitter, etc.? Those films are infinitely worse than 99% of the movies that people call the "worst ever."

And FURTHERMORE, this is my signature! SERIOUSLY! Did you think I was still talking about my point?

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[–] Body_Builder 19 years ago

'A good movie like this'. Who can say this?. This is by far one of the worst movies I have ever see. The plot is absolutely ridiculous and stupid, the acting is forgettable, and the end is horrible. This piece of *beep* stinks!

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[–] Dark_Rose 19 years ago

Right your first section of a reply was ok, it is your opinion, not the one I share but what am I going to do.

This piece of *beep* stinks!

This part however wasn't necessary. It is in no way constructive and lowers my opinion of you.

Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! *beep* I'm dead!

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[–] sgh-iceman 19 years ago

I liked it. It made me laugh and not because it's bad but because it has it's moments... not a bad movie - forgettable, but not bad.

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[–] info-5587 19 years ago

d********mn, Dark Rose! why do you - and so many other 'gooood 'n correct' people like you always have to jump when someone just says 'this movie stinks'?

Dark Rose said: "It is in no way constructive and lowers my opinion of you", how pathetic and childish it is to say that? Do you say that when you're in a bar talking with your friends too, if one of them says something like that? Does it make you feel better?

Besides, the good man gave you 3 reasons why the movie stinks to his opinion, and therefore 'this movie *beep* stinks" is just the conclusion (!) of his meaning.

what's the matter with you political correct people? we don't A-L-W-A-Y-S - let me say that again to make sure you've read it correctly - A-L-W-A-Y-S have to exacty point out everything! maybe you know there is a very large group of people who generally HATE most hollywood films, especially this kind cos they're always built the same! There is NO creativity! And people have the right to say they stink, cos most of the time they do. (MWUAHAHA) Sometimes it's uncertified, but in those cases most people will agree that it's good.

In this case, MANY people say it stinks, so there must be some truth in it, no?

Please, give each other some space to communicate!

thank you

ps. don't think i'll watch this one :P

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[–] Dark_Rose 19 years ago

Sorry I just wanted to know why is it the worst movie ever. Surely there are others out there. This movie stinks ........ yeah but why? I had no intention of causing this outrage I just wanted to know why?

Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! *beep* I'm dead!

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[–] Body_Builder 19 years ago

Let's see: I said the the plot was ridiculous and stupid (the porno star, the gay boyfriend who is in love with his co-worker, the foreigner chasing the 'American Dream', oh pleaaase); then I said the acting is forgettable (just like the movie), and finally I also mentioned the stupid ending (they drive away???; COME ON). The more I think about this movie, the more I wish I had never seen it.
Dark_Rose, I respect your opinion. Although I felt your reaction was a little out of place, I have no intention of making a big deal out of this simple thread. Hope it's OK with you. Besides, I could never argue with you; I don't know the language very well, and would run out of expresions very fast!. See you.

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[–] kolyand 18 years ago

The ending was the same ending as Grease, which was a theme throughout The Guru. Therefore, it fit.

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[–] jubair07 12 years ago

Re: worst movie ever...
by - Body_Builder on Mon Aug 15 2005 12:41:02
Let's see: I said the the plot was ridiculous and stupid (the porno star, the gay boyfriend who is in love with his co-worker, the foreigner chasing the 'American Dream', oh pleaaase); then I said the acting is forgettable (just like the movie), and finally I also mentioned the stupid ending (they drive away???; COME ON). The more I think about this movie, the more I wish I had never seen it.
Dark_Rose, I respect your opinion. Although I felt your reaction was a little out of place, I have no intention of making a big deal out of this simple thread. Hope it's OK with you. Besides, I could never argue with you; I don't know the language very well, and would run out of expresions very fast!. See you.

Have you seen Shoot Em up ? Machete ? Will you call them bad movies. Most people wont. Its an homage to grease and Bollywood movie. I myself having watched a lot of Bollywood film gets the humour. For people who are not used to Indian movie, wont get most of the jokes. And this movie is supposed to take it lightly and as a joke just like Shoot Em Up,Machete or Grindhouse.

''Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have''

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[–] kaiju0 19 years ago

you clearly have never seen Van Helsing or Catwoman, and certainly not a little gem known as "Vampires Vs Zombies".

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[–] vLad_pt 19 years ago

yeah.. i also think that this is one of the worst movies ever

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[–] rdtony 18 years ago

Sorry; "Daredevil" is the worst movie ever........

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[–] kaiju0 18 years ago

Oh, while Daredevil is a kidney stone of a movie, it does NOT compare to the putrid stench of a Battlefield Earth.

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