3rd rate MULHOLLAND DRIVE rip off
I rented the DVD of FEMME FATALE as I had heard it was a return to form for Brian DePalma. I was thinking "Hey, great, a return to form for the creator of such classics as SISTERS, CARRIE, DRESSED TO KILL, SCARFACE, BODY DOUBLE, CASUALTIES OF WAR & THE UNTOUCHABLES". It was a return to form all right, but a return to form in the miserable veign of SNAKE EYES, MISSION TO MARS, RAISING CAINE, MISSION IMPROBABLE & BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES.
FEMME FATALE isn't even a movie--its a string of set pieces that look like a bunch of Duran Duran music videos from 1983. Back in 1984 Kathleeen Turner made another dopey sexcapade by a once geat director work--that would be Ken Russells overheated CRIMES OF PASSION. CRIMES OF PASSION almost worked because Turner got the joke & went with it. Turner is also an actress. Rebecca Romijn Stamos on the other hand is a manequin who exudes all the sex appeal of an angry old nun. She's not really that pretty either, appearing more like an above average looking secretary than anyone that would inspire intense lust. Her ludicrous Pepe' LePew French accent doesn't help much either, but its an improvement over her nasally native accent.
DePalma has been over this territory many times before, so much so that it becomes like a greatest hits package sung karoke style by a drunken Chess King employee. I guess he got tired of "paying homage" to Hitchcock so he decided to start paying homage to himself, the result being a copy of a copy of a copy.
What is so shameful about FEMME FATALE is how DePlama blatantly rips off David Lynch's far, FAR superior MULHOLLAND DRIVE. Brian "Sense? I Don't Need To Make No Stinking Sense" DePalma paints himself into a corner with his pointless script, cardboard characters, sexual tableaus straight out of a Skinemax erotic thriller & non direction of his non actress leading lady, then tries to rescue his mess ala the Betty/Diane & Rita/Camilla device that David Lynch deployed so masterfully in MULHOLLAND DRIVE. DePalma has always been a plagerist (most notably of Hitchcock), but at least he understood what he was stealing & used it to great effect. DePalman stealing from Lynch is like a 2 year old pocketing a diamond--both have no idea what they stole but like the way it looks.
Obviously DePalma has Jumped The Shark & there is no heading back.