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this is the worst movie i have ever seen

posted 18 years ago by sonicdeathskull
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...like i said, this is the worst movie i have ever seen.

it is utterly without redemption and should score no higher than 1/2 a star.

[–] irishdiva 18 years ago

Yes, it is terrible, I rented it out today. And the acting isn't much better. A big disappointment and waste of money!!!!!

[–] Studentofjain 18 years ago

Take a look at Boll's films in General (you can click on his name) and look at the ratings for all of his films. Sadly enough, the man is still making films.

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[–] bronsonskull72 18 years ago

This is actually the man's best movie. Uwe Boll that is.

Michael Pare and Clint Howard were the best things about it...

[–] resevil80 18 years ago

Because this is actually a Good Movie you Jackasses...Wtf does he have to do to make the *beep* trolls stfu!

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[–] vestdennis 13 years ago

The best part was the hot chick...a little crazy but hot.

[–] pastabake-1 18 years ago

Perhaps you should try watching a few more movies, and then your opinion might be worth listening too.

[–] Dick_Ruthless 17 years ago

Pastabake: How could you possibly know how many movies he's watched? You sound like an imbecile.

Anyway, this is an absolutely terrible movie, as are all Uwe Boll films. Calling this "the best Boll film" may be true, however, in the sense that skin cancer is "the best cancer".

[–] snrm-13 18 years ago

Just watch "House of the dead" - and you change your opinion

[–] Starduck37 17 years ago

Haven't actually seen this one yet but I have seen 4 other films by Boll - Heart of America, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and BloodRayne.

I love all 4 of those movies so I'm excited to see Blackwoods if i can find it anywhere. Isn't Boll bashing getting old yet guys or do you seriously have nothing better to do?

I mean seriously if there are so many awesome movies that are better than this one, why waste your time even posting here when you could be watching that?

[–] RobBase086-1 15 years ago

I liked Blackwoods and thought it was great! It had a good storyline to the movie which made it very strange but interesting though.

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[–] thescabboy 16 years ago

Full of dung, I thought Blackwoods was easily Boll's best and is about a 5/10 movie.

[–] mwhite182 14 years ago

^No offense, but a 5/10 is still a bad movie. That's the equivalent of an F as far as grades in school go.

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[–] CountJonnie 14 years ago

Transformers, Mr and Mrs Smith, Indiana Jones 4, Die Hard 4 were bad movies and should only get a 5 because of the effects.

Considering that, Blackwoods was a great film and the 5 is really worth something.

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[–] lil_moe 10 years ago

Don't you mean:"WORST. MOVIE. EVER".

As a rule, people who declare something to be the best or worst are not to be taken seriously.

That said, I thought this movie was fairly good. I would give it 5 out of 10 AT LEAST. I don't care if it's that's the equevelent of F. All due respect, the fact that someone mentioned that 5 is like an F in school tells me who the majority of the voters are and thus I understand why this movie got a low score but Barney the purple dinosaur or Pokemon or whatever it is that children watch these days get high ratings :)