Title of the board is self explanatory, so I'll start
1. Having trouble "rising to the occasion"? There some weed for that.
2. Half of what's in college textbooks are bs. The other half: lies.
3. Got a big mark on your forehead? It might be the mark of Buddha
4. Friend Passed away? Use his ashes to grow a special weed.
Your turn. Have fun with this one...
5. You can always smoke more weed.
6. You can always give weed to boring people.
7. Weed and alcohol must never lack at a party.
-The brain is the most overrated organ- Woody Allen.
8. Losers who dont smoke/drink have mommy-issues that can only be cured by smoking weed and/or drinking.
9. Girls lie when they say they're "virgins".
10. Black people in Ivy League are major sell-outs and losers no matter what (Dean Cain for example).
11. Streetwise weed-smokers know how to satisfy women (*pops my collar*). Book-smart Harvard and Yale pansies DO NOT know how to satisfy women (Bart for example).
12. Hot girls simply want badboys. Period.
13. digging up a corpse and then smoking it is a stupid idea
14. Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY drops the N-bomb up in there...
share15. It takes someone to axe your coat for you to talk again if you are a mute.
16. No noise can wake you up; only the aroma of weed can.
17. You can get out of the Army and build refridgerators and such.
"He wore a vest, so we shot in da neck."
18 Campus police are much sneakier when you fnck up their bike
19 Ineed$ needs money
20 Chuck liddel only goes to parties with cypress hill
21 Study high + take test high = get high scores
22 Smoking weed only lets you talk to ghosts, not become one.
23 marvin gaye is in heaven, and still trippin
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24. If a man calls a woman a ho, he means it in a good way
25. Harvard is the proud owner of America's first "Bong".
26. All Asian people know Karate
27. White people ALWAYS prance around graveyards at night in their pajamas
28. Pigeons can be used as explosive devices
29. Every phrase is funnier if someone says "GET'EM" afterward
"Harvard…Lovell house…2nd floor…Right on the couch"
30. Taking a vow of celibacy...frees your mind...and your body.
share31. Don't share a joint with a man that has *beep* on his lip that has some *beep* on its lip.
32. If there's grass on the infield, play ball.
33. Fat chicks, do indeed have, more cushion for the pushing.
34. Peace can also be used interjectionally as a request, greeting, or farewell.
35. Baby Powder been pimpin since pimpin been pimpin....
36. Dean Cain is an "ol' green, jiminy cricket suit wearin ass BLEEP"
37. Dean Cain is an "ol' short Colin Powell hair cut havin' ass BLEEP"
38. Dean cain is a "lil' Angela Davis mustache wearing ass BLEEP"
39. Dean Cain is a "lil' Richard Pryor short cut fade having around the side wearin' BLEEP"
40. Dean Cain is a "lil' Sammie Davis Award Jr. Afro hair cut havin' ass BLEEP"
41. Dean Cain is a "dynamite, disco, danny devastatin'..."
42. Dean Cain is a "Don Cornelius wearin' hair cut ass BLEEP"
44. Bitch ain't in the Bible.
45. Neither is motherf*ucker
46. If you're a pimp, it's in your bloodline.
47. If you're an assistant pimp, it's in your bloodline, too.
"i like being bad... it makes me happy!" - Venom
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Study high, Take the test high, GET HIGH SCORES!
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102. Pimps can't say "Where my employees".
103. Hoes can work with "two inches of hard penis".
104. If you smoke a blunt with tape on it, you'll get a rainbow color effect.
105. When a truck driver runs over your bike, he'll always come back to ask for directions.
106. Blacks will take and make use of anything, including a newly destroyed bike.
107. The vice-president's daughter isn't accepting any male callers at this
time.
108. If your mom suddenly appears as a giant lady in the sky, ROW LIKE HELL!!!
109. Method + Red = *beep* Hilarious!
share110. Pimps will always make goo-goo noises at babies
111. You can't DJ with a plate
112. Hoes do not accept money orders.
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114.Old expensive carpets are made by b!tchez.
got w33d ?
115. Ben Franklynn made bongs for the record book.
got w33d ?
116. Seeing the dead is easy - it's what happens when you smoke your boy.
117. The proper way to row - stroke, smoke. stroke, smoke.
118. Asian guys are "Farrr East Coast".
119. Hatred for the White Devil, Advanced Hatred for the White Devil, and... Volleyball.
109. powder has been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
110. that you can give a pair of hoes money orders
111. i can now say 3 words broken down into one syllable: "wheremybitches?"
112. ben franklin created the liberty bong
113. that blacks didnt land on plymouth rock, plymouth rock landed on them
114. peace can be used interjectionally as a request, greeting, or farewell.
115. if theres grass on the infeild play ball
121. Marvin Gaye is a party crusher.
share135. Even if you love bitches, you can still fail women's studies.
136. Field of dreams is alot funnier when your stoned.
137. People think your cool if you listen to NWA
138. Weed wont make your private stand at attention, but it can make your forget that it doesnt in the first place.
"Zeds dead, baby................Zeds dead."
No matter how much you love bitches you can still fail womens studies
share101 You can roll a spliff with newspaper and tape.
102 Light that *beep* smoke that *beep* pass that *beep*
103 It amazing what two brothers from the PJs can do with a little bit of an opportunity.
104 i cant go anywhere without my future ex wife.
105 two years pussyology
106 im a herbal scenticst
126. If i got hit by a bus...i got yo back
127. Pac & Big squashed their beef in heaven (RIP)
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128.)Harvard does have a finacial aid department
129.)harvard does have a finacial aid department,but it's rarely needed.
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130. the only thing to make a haevy sleeper wake up is the smell of weed.
131. some rappers should'nt do movies.
132. You CAN fail women studies even though you love B*****s
share131-B) but some rappers SHOULD do movies, and this is one of them
2010 Academy Awards:
Best Picture: THE DAMNED UNITED
Best Animated Feature: CORALINE
135. if a woman calls you a wolf, you should hope she and her computer get a virus, as well as take her off your buddy list.
136. no one says that "now nyrutta" like Babypowder says that "now nyrutta"
137. Once asians use their 2 inches of hard dik, they come for pimp's girls, not anything else.
138. if you come up with a revolutionary botanical discovery, instead of marketing it for your own benefit, you get an A in a class taught by a strange man with a stranger accent
139. a party just ain't a party without INeedMoney
140. Jamaal's mom can be viewed by everyone when she's up in the sky
141. its cool if you blaze on a rowing machine with your rowing instructor, and while walking around campus as well
142. Dean Cain's 1st grade school mum likes to leave brownies on his doorstep without saying hello or anything else after all those years
143. Pops is a stingy MFer
144. Annay's got some nice a$$ titties, dog
145. Field of dreams is like roots and Sh*t
146. Joints can be rolled with scotch tape and loose leaf
147. Those b*tches at Jammal's mom's house ain't nobody.
148. Harvard has nice halls
I could go on... i can if you want me to
go on
God is an imaginary friend for adultsshare
INeedMoney will steal anything.
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Taking this off when John Morrison wins Championship 11/20/2008
149. Jamal designs his fresh gear
150. Fresh'n Funky always likes funky fresh women
151. Dean Cane has seen students from all over the world
152. The girl can suck Amir's **** after class
153. Dean Cane is dehydrated
154. It is impossible for Jamal and Silas to cheat
155. Baby Powder doesn't listen to that chinese *beep*
156. Pimps go through this sh*t from time to time
LOL :D
157. leprechauns, trolls, unicorns aint none of them wanna see a black man make it as president!
When you got to shoot,shoot. Don't talk.-Tuco
158. Those bitches were not anybody.
159) there are no breaks in life because if you get a break that you don't deserve you'll blow it anyway. or you'll have to prove yourself to hold on to it...
160) Ivy league colleges may have a seedy underground. For example were those two virgins even enrolled in school or were they part of some extortion/entrapment racket? or they could have been students and gangsters or just lustful.... but if it was the latter why would they be so down? you got to be careful when you go to college... even when you're not in the ivy leagues be careful about who you get involved with and don't do anything you shouldn't because someone may be watching...
161) An INDIVIDUAL needs to feel appreciated in a relationship. For example lark voorhees character had a boyfriend who loved her but it was always about them and she lost her identity. method man character regardless of his long term intentions was trying to see her and not THEM and she needed that individuality so she wouldn't lose herself.