I loved the song they all sang together. And the part where the chef says "I just jerked off in your french toast!" was the funniest part. Me and my brother were laughing so hard at that that we were on the floor and almost crying.
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Definitely the part where they're watching the girl take a crap. Hilarious stuff.
" Damn your eyes!!"- Victor, Young Frankenstein, to Igor.
My Top Five
1. Ricky's body language when Jake asks Janey to the prom, it really kills me. Hehehe
2. Annoyed voice: You are bleeding on my suitcase!
3. The supossedly deep and intelligent black(token) character Malik's only contribution to the lunch conversation: "Bling bling"
4. "Only by blood!" or "Good night, Pumpkin Tits"
5. The fact that the nude foreign exchange student's name is "Areola", ahahahaha
Okay I read this entire board and didn't see my funniest part. Maybe it's just funny to me. Anyway, the part where Janie and Jake are downstairs and are about to kiss but they miss. And they keep trying. The timing and acting in that scene is perfect. I mean look at Jake's face and listen to the noises they make. It's absolutely golden. Every time I watch this movie I have to rewind that part like 5 times. It's just perfect. Then again, maybe it's just me.
Oh and the "only by blood!" and "Pumpkin Tits" lines are great too.
When janey gets a new makeover and then she falls down the stairs and then her dad is like come on out of there honey wuit farting around
shareBest part of this scene is that she drags about fifty feet of carpet and furniture into the hole behind her. Gotta be one of the best shots in the movie.
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That was pretty funny. So was the prom production number and all of the football scenes. I also liked the scene in the hotel room where Jake punches out everyone, including the plastic bag.
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sharethe part where malik is at the party and he wlaks into the kitchen and is like " what are you doing? im supposed to be the only black guy here" to the other black guy i lost it, also the airport and cheer scene
~You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead. I'm just imagining this, so shut the hell up~
When the airport security guy lets Jake through, and then turns to the lady behind him.
"Freeze, bitch!" Gets me every time.
Justice, like lightning...
When the dad tries to turn Jake into him, esp when he tries settin Jake up with his Mom!!!!! brillant. Then again all of Jakes family were hilarious
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Best part of the whole movie is...
When Janey fell down into the stairs/basement and Janey's dad says.."come on out of there honey, quit farten around" BEST LINE OF THE WHOLE MOVIE!
oh yes Stinkhaha, that was the BEST part of the whole movie the thing the chef says is my fav line in the whole movie. it was on comedy central yesterday and i was soooo excited i watched it (of coarse.) and i laughed even harder than the last time i watched it. i swear it gets funnier every time i watch it.
When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.-Stu, Scream
That was hysterical too.
sharehaha I had to keep replaying that part it was so funny
shareThat was the scene I was going to reference as well. I actually laughed out loud, again.
sharemine too! she tries to be all slick
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for some reason when austin is tryin to find a girl that jake has to turn into prom queen and he says im talkin about a real *beep* bomb gets me laughin every time
sharefor some reason when austin is tryin to find a girl that jake has to turn into prom queen and he says im talkin about a real *beep* bomb gets me laughin every time
_______________________________________________________________________________ This is my favorite part as well, especially when he makes the "bomb" sound effect as everyone's complaining.
i love it when the cheerleaders are talking
'its already been broughtened''
hahahahaha
somthing like that
Yeah and then they say,"We didn't steal your cheer!" Then they (the white girls) cheer, "We're black, you know it" HA!HA!
sharemy favorite part is when janeys in art class, and shes splattering all the paint all over her canvas and when she gets called down to the office and it shows a picture of a stick person gets me every time
then why do men have bellybuttons?
so they don't look weird in bathing suits
"We are the North Compton wild cats. We're black, we know it. We shake our big booties and we show it. We ain't white. We ain't white. We definitely ain't white. Break it down n *****
LOL Love that part.
- You know what they say: "Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger!"
I liked when prom starts and theyre all dancing, and that random guy goes, " You know, its funny. Youd never guess that every person at our school is a proffessional dancer."
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I have no money, i have to make my own dress
hahahaha my fav part of the song too!
i love when she gets out of the pool just after jumping in and pricilla pours the water over her and you hear someone say 'oh! thats gonna stain!'
lmao....every time!
then when she goes off crying but goes the wrong way so she has to run past jake and pricilla agian...hilarious
This had me rolling on the floor. Just the fact that Pricilla is like trying to ruin Janie's dress with the bottle of water, even though Janie is already wet. It's so stupid, and yet, soooooooooo funny.
share"I'm getting pussy no matter what"Yep, that was one of my favourites!
"even it wit dirtyyy swut"
"True lovve is what I wanttt the mostt"
"I just jerked off in yourrr french tooassst"
"So whaaat if we have the samee mootherr! Tonight i'm gunna fuu huuk my brrothha!!"
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Whne she jumps into the pool and then she gets out, and that ho comes over and pours her water bottle on her and some random girl in the crowd yells "thats gonna stain".
shareYES! YES! That is the best part!
That and the chick noticing that the foreign girl is wearing the same thing as her at the party, which is nothing.
If you are Anti-American: Admit you are doing it just to be cool. Does it feel good to hate?
i love when she gets out of the pool just after jumping in and pricilla pours the water over her and you hear someone say 'oh! thats gonna stain!'
lmao....every time!
then when she goes off crying but goes the wrong way so she has to run past jake and pricilla agian...hilarious
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My fav bit's when shes painting the picture of her mum and Jake says 'she's got ure eyes' pmsl it soooooo funneh!!
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The funniest part was when Areola (Cerina Vincent) says this:
"I need no class schedule. I am only object of lust for poor nerds who can't get any real American pussy."
And those words as subtitles get seperated from Areola's nipples LOL
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