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HORRIBLE! GREAT ACTORS BUT TOTAL CRAP!


I rented this for a dollar at Redbox. Vincent Cassel and Michael Madsen in a western, I'm in. I want my buck back.

Forty million dolar budget!? This is like some art student who just learned how to play with an edting and effects program. He or she has made a really pretentious student film that normal people want to groan at, watching painful sequences of abstract lights and patterns meant to represent the hallucinations and spirtual journey the character is going though.

It also has actors like Ernest Borgnine, Eddie Izzard, Juliette Lewis, and Djimon Honsou, so you might be fooled into thinking this will be sorta cool in a geeeky fanboy way, but you'd be wrong.

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I don't think there's anything pretentious about discovering one's spirit, haven't seen the whole film yet, but maybe you should try ayahuasca and see if your opinion changes...

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I've done a variety of drugs, never ayahuasca. I don't think that a movie should require drug use for people to enjoy or "Get it". Granted, there are movies that are made specifically for people who are high, but a lot of times they can still be enjoyed by straight-laced sober people.

I have an ex who is really into Alex Grey and all that stuff, but I don't think she has any greater insight into god, spirituality, or the soul then Jews, Christians, Muslims, or Hindus. I consider myself a spiritual atheist in that I don't think there is a single human who has or will ever live that has the answers to the universe. I still believe that there is something beyond our knowledge and undertanding that we may or may not discover after we leave this mortal coil, but until then, it's all just people speculating based on thier experiences and religous education.

Anyways, this movie is still pretentious crap in my humble opinion. If you're into new age *beep* ayahuasca, alex grey, etc, you may find this enjoyable.

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I was wondering if they had to pay a cut to Alex Grey, the producers of The Animatrix, and several native american tribes just in case of slander...

The movie has it's occasional interesting points, but the fragmented storyline, the painfully slow pace, Juliette's crooning, and the endless new age psychedelic montages (most of which just grossly indulgent use of what ought to have been only a flourish) just drove it progressively further into the ground as it proceeded.

Nice of it to end practically on a shot of Juliette's wookie-bush.

"I like to watch" Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

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I'm not "into new age *beep* ayahuasca, alex grey, etc" (although I have dabbled with psychotropic drugs) and I can honestly say that this was the most engaging and gripping film that I have seen in several years. It takes quite powerful imagery to keep me sitting contentedly for two hours, but this film managed it; I was sorry to see it end.

The sound track is very good, and the visuals are astonishing. The plot is OK - enough to keep me interested and with a very slick revelation at the end,

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No matter how bad a movie is there will always be people who love it. Conversely there will always be people who hate great films.

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I agree with your general point, but it begs the question of whether you can say that a film is objectively (or intersubjectively) "good" or "bad."

In literature, many people accept that there is a Canon of "good books," but at IMDB the consensus seems to be that there are just viewings of films that people enjoyed and other viewings that people didn't enjoy.

Personally, I've never quite been able to decide between these extremes. While it seems clear to me that some films are well-made, regardless of whether I enjoyed watching them on a given day, and others that are carelessly filmed, scripted and acted, I doubt whether I could convince a "hater" of a given film that it had merit.

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All art is subjective.

A co-worker of mine recently told me that she liked "I a Number Four", a film that I thought was horrible. She is not a film buff, and is fifteen years younger then me. I had to remind myself that when I was her age, I hadn't seen as many movies as I have now, and what I considered good or bad was much different.

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I haven't seen I Am Number Four so unfortunately I can't comment on that.

Also, I agree that "all art is subjective" seems like the common-sense response to the problem, yet that response suggests questions like these:

Q: Can a really 'good' film produce an unenyoyable viewing experience?
Q: Can a really 'bad' film result in a very enjoyable viewing experience?

Clearly 'yes'. If someone were to tie me to a chair and burn my feet with cigarettes while showing A Clockwork Orange then I'm pretty sure I'd hobble away giving that particular viewing a rating of less than 10%, whereas I usually rate viewings of this film above 90% Similarly, if I were shot full of morphine and put in front of Rocky 3, I'm sure I'd drift off giving the experience a 90% when I usually cannot watch 'Rocky' films.

However, in both cases I'm really rating the experience imposed on me rather than the film. In both cases, the film is essentially incidental to the pain or pleasure being imposed.

The problem is that - all things being as equal as possible in human affairs - why do so many well-educated (in film, literature and generally) people tend to rate Apocalypse Now and Team America way above Birdemic: Shock and Terror?

At one time I would've suggested that all social sciences were drivel and, if you agreed, we'd be done. Now I'm not so sure, as I've seen some very smart people wrestle with really hard problems in (empirical) economics, the theory of voting, social choice theory, public choice theory and so on, which all involve messy human evaluations of whether one politician or consumer product is preferable to another, and - if so - by what factor or margin.

These are the kinds of questions being investigated in the field of 'empirical aesthetics'. Workers in this relatively new field don't seem to have a lot to show for their efforts, as far as my lay-understanding can tell, but I have an intuition that there may be a truly objective measure of the 'quality' of art works that roughly fits with current opinions. (Obviously I'm excluding - say - Andy Warhol's work, because it's pretty clear that the price of his prints and paintings has been manipulated by a cabal of investors that own the majority of his output. Still, I think some of Warhol's work is 'good' - just not $10 million 'good'.)

Of course, 'my intuition' isn't much of an argument and I could be horribly wrong, but I'd like to keep my mind open for now.

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Holy *beep*, i can barely wrap my mind around that response.

I think that someone's enjoyment of a film is based on a wide variety of factors, including but not limited to:

1.How many films they have seen in thier life, and what kind of films they watch.

2. How old they are and what kind of experiences they have had with the time they have been alive.

3. Where and how they view the actual movie.

When I compare this film to other westerns I have watched, it's one of the worst.

This movie also delves into spirituality, and based on my own spiritual beliefs, it's a bunch of new age *beep*

I'm curious what westerns you like more then this and what westerns you like less then this, as well as your own religous beliefs and how they influenced your opinion of the film.

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Right, we may be getting somewhere, because I'm not really a big fan of Westerns; in part, I liked this film because of the way it departed from the usual "Western script" towards the end.

Off the top of my head, my favourite westerns are as follows.

- "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"

- "The Proposition" (an Australian Western)

- and "A Touch of Evil" and "El Topo" if either qualify.

As for my own spiritual beliefs, I'm a bog-standard atheist-materialist leavened with a bit of humanism. All spirituality seems equally improbable to me, but I do find it interesting.

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This is one of the longest discussions I've had about a movie I didn't like and only saw once. Its been several weeks since i saw it, and can't even remember much about it.

One of the things I remember not liking were the extended sequences of his "trips" that looked like really bad graphics a kid made on his computer.

I like all the westerns you mentioned (haven't seen el topo). I've recently watched a series of Asian "westerns" that are sort of strange crazy takes on the genre that I think Renegade was trying to do.

Have you seen any of these:

The Good the Bad and the Weird
The Warrior's Way
Sukiyaki Western Django

I found these to be much better attempts at recreating the genre, and much more enjoyable film watching experiences.

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It's funny that the computer graphics polarise viewers so much.

Do you see "eyelid movies"? If I close my eyes for about 30 seconds I start to see coloured, semi-geometrical patterns that look like the pictures produced by the iTunes visualiser and if I listen to a piece of the right sort of music in the dark, I see full colour films; usually they start with a geometric appearance and then become more photorealistic. From talking to people, I know some people see these things and other people tend not to.

(I have wondered whether I have a mild form of synaesthesia. Two of my maternal aunts have true synaesthesia and one relies of the 'colour' of sounds to hit the right notes on her violin; that aunt has Absolute Pitch, which is unusual and useful.)

Back to the film. Despite the distressing lack of colour, I thought the graphics at the end of "Blueberry" were convincingly like some "eyelid movies" I've seen and like some hallucinations that I've had on LSD. The quality didn't bother me, because my own brain often does no better. If my brain is like a kid's computer running graphics software, I guess that's a bit of a let-down, but it doesn't make the film inaccurate.

I haven't seen any of the new westerns that you've mentioned, but I certainly plan to track them down!

P.S. I agree that the factors 1-3 that you mentioned in a previous post are important for the enjoyment of a film, but I wonder whether simply being human is a sufficient common basis for broad agreement about which films and artworks are 'good' and which are 'bad.'

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Interesting. When I was a kid I could watch "eyelid movies", but they never became photorealistic, just shapes. Never done LSD, closest thing for me has been shrooms and salvia. Im not really a fan of hallucinogens, but I can see how this would affect your enjoyment of the film.

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...that's called agnosticism...

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I disagree. An atheist doesn't believe in god, and I do not believe in god. I think all agnostics are just atheists who are hedging thier bet.

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This movie had a really good idea, but the execution of it was horrible. There was hardly anything happening in it at all. I swear it felt like this movie was 6 hours long. They totally wasted the actors they had in it. It felt like I was on a newly graduated film student's ego trip.

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that's what i meant. maybe i quoted the wrong person hehe...

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Ignorance isnt always bliss apparently. This film was hardly pretentious and dealt with real spiritual matters. If you couldnt appreciate it, too bad for you.


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