Mortimer...
WTF is up with this guy? lol
He is constantly ringing my doorbell. I invite him in sometimes, but he NEVER leaves. He is always hogging up the bathroom too.
I stopped answering the door, but almost every day he comes by. If I don't answer, he hangs out on my front lawn.
And sometimes he'll bring Cassandra. I feel like murdering this guy in my house lol.
Do you guys have any Mortimer stories?? lol