about horse crazy

i was in the super market the other day, shopping for some lettuce and olives, when i remembered the GREAT adventure which is titled "horse crazy". i started daydreaming about this great adventure when a mrs. came up to me and said, "sir, excuse me, you're in my way, you evil evil man." and i replied, "horses!" and she grabbed a coke bottle and swallowed it whole! i hate them japanese. uh.