Why filming a play is often a bad idea
I hardly ever go out to plays, but when I do, it's usually a good time. When you invest an entire evening to buying tickets, going out, and watching talented people perform live, there is a whole lot that you are willing to let slide. A weak storyline; ridiculous plot twists; irrelevant conversations; all these things are minimized when you are viewing a live performance. You are literally eavesdropping on peoples' lives, and the bad things (if small) will not detract too much from the experience.
And when you film a play, bad things become glaring incompetencies. And that's why this movie is so poor. I could list ten glaring flaws, but I'll stick with two, in the interest of brevity.
First, movies need visuals. They are not optional. Musical recordings need sound, and movies need visuals. This entire movie takes place in an ugly motel room. It would have been better to make this a radio show than to waste film in this manner. I can't think of an uglier film -- and that's with an appearance by Uma Thurman, mind you.
More importantly, the filmmakers had no clue about the use of dialogue in film. In a play, dialogue is almost all you have. Much like a talk radio show, it is necessary to use "filler talk" in a play or else all of your meaningful dialogue will be used up in 25 minutes. Incredibly, in this movie, all of the filler talk is filmed! So you get long exchanges like this:
"What are you talking about?"
"What do you think I'm talking about?"
"Don't be coy with me."
"No, really, I want to know. What do you think I'm talking about?"
"I don't know. But it better not be what I think it is."
"And what is that?"
"Don't you know?"
"No, I really don't."
"I think you do. Why don't you just come out and say it?"
"I'd rather not. I want to hear you say it."
"Say what, exactly?"
And on. And on. And on. And on. Just brutal.
This work probably would have ranked a 5 or 6/10 as a play. As a movie, ir is a 3/10 -- fairly painful, but if you're bored, you'll probably stick it out to see how it ends.