Best Title Ever


Period.

The problem is not as much creating new ideas as it is escaping form old ones.
-Some Guy

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No way. The best movie title ever has to be "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney." Awesome title.

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hahah, and http://imdb.com/title/tt0374020

Ill see you in Disneyland - Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker

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HAHA, I must see theese.

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Ahaha yeah I've seen that! He dropped his fapping noodle, I felt kinda bad for him.

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Ben Affleck was in that film....hahahahaha!

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

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Actually, if you think this is the best title ever, you haven't seen
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374020/combined
The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him (2003)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146369/

I find that title pretty funny.

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107587/ This is a great title also.

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Well, i do think *beep* is the funniest title, but i'd say this one is second...

"Lick an Apple Like a Pussy: The Movie Stanislawski Never Made"


Not only is it possible, it is essential

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almost as good as

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I agree, by far, best title ever

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thats true, java diva79 lol!

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Er... No. You sort of missed the point. It's not like, "They said both gay and n igger (curse you, IMDb)! Awesome title!" It's more that it's just the most random thing ever. If there were a movie called "Small Dick Crackers and the White Chicks Who Left Them for God's Left Testicle", then that would rock. In short: Racism - no, absurd - yes.

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And what about "I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave."

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0325597/

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LMAO! I agree java_diva79. There are a lot of hypocrites on here that would be screaming at the top of there lungs at a similar title meant to offend them.

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It is a good one, but I also like these:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

The Absolutely Outrageous Adventures of the Politically Incorrect Bikini Babes of Arizona
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0261512/

Surf Nazis Must Die
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0094077/

Edit: Found another one. Not particularly funny, but not totally worthless either.
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107861/

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Ok, you guys have some good titles here, but you have yet to mention the greatest one of all:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0391713/

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I always liked:

Urban Scumbags vs. Countryside Zombies
and
Porno Holocaust

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0149551/

This is no ordinary fruitcake. This is the Fruitcake of Doom!

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I think "Jesus Christ - Vampire Hunter" beats it, personally.

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One of the best http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0181298

or....http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0142096

or even....http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0475343

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Attack of the Hungry Hungry Nipples really made my day.

Thank you.

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Happy to help !

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