Mansonology
Wow, even Charles Manson left the Scientologists...should I even capitalize Scientology? Are they tapped into my computer? Will Tom Cruise jump up and down on my hard drive? Is that joke too old? Nah, I don't think so. In all fairness, Scientology does good for people, I mean look at Bohdi Elfman...wait, never mind.
Ever stood in a line up? Suede sports coat...courtesy van.