Best line/scene in the movie?

hmm..the whole Calm down, go back to your desk, relax, and get it done thing was pretty funny. *which of course was kind of a call back to the fact his boss loves systems or uses them himself or whatever (i know not exactly what he said but I don't try to memorize every movie i watch)

"I don't care if you're a partner, you owe me an apology."

"I'm from Uniforce! Where's my workstation?!?"

"YOU."

"if PRINTER READY...why PRINTER NOT PRINTING!!!!"

"It looked like a DESK in the HALLWAY, but she said ROOM..."
"I'm attracted to your daughter in the picture!!!"
"My name is Josh. I work at S&M. If they don't do it to me, I'll do it to them! (makes scratching noise)."

LOVE THIS MOVIE.

I love the very first line, when Josh "notices" the audience and says "Oh, hi!" with that silly grin.

Also Harry Shearer in leather: "S&M practices... and... procedures."

And the lawyer on crack: "JOSH JUST TALK TO ME ALL NIGHT I'LL PAY YA DOUBLE!!"



LIFE: It's just a movie.