Massillon, Ohio

~raises Dasani bottle~ True. That.

Also the only place in the world where you can be randomly woken up early on a Saturday morning by the sound of "Eye of the Tiger".

And having dirty thoughts about the underage cheerleaders.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.

They rented out my room.

I saw something on the news once, somewhere in the south I think, where they showed a middle-aged guy drinking at a sports event. So it might happen other places, also. We might not ever know.