WARNING! Child Abuse


Hello All,

Please take my warnings here. AS well, please do not be too quick to judge me; I am a young father and only doing what I thought was best.

I have 2 daughters, aged 3 and 6. Several months ago, they were bickering something horrible. My wife and I do not believe in spanking, but after trying timeouts, grounding, taking away toys/tv/etc, we were at out wits end.

Then I saw this movie at Blockbuster. The girls were warned that the next time they fought, they would have to watch this movie. Being young, naive children, they chose to fight and accept the consequences. They were forced to watch Baby Geniuses 2 for their misbehavior, and although it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do as a parent, their behavior did a complete 180.

But then the authorities found out. My wife and I were charged with child abuse, cruelty to animals (we have a dog that may or may not have been in the room while the film played) and just being bad people in general. It has ruined our lifes, and if I could take it back I would.

So please heed my warning, and DO NOT allow anyone to watch this movie. You have no idea of the consequences it can bring.

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Don't forget attempted murder, cuz i almost died laughin when i read ur post

Now you see, wat had happened was...

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LOL

Now we got the money, and the pot!

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Awesome. A rare intelligent, funny post on the imdb message board.

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It's funny that I even ended up looking at this movies page. Then to look at this post and have a true laugh, a rarity on the crap people post on IMDB. Life is full of surprises.

"Can I wear the mask from Scream while I do you from behind?"

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AMAZING!!!

"Its time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubble Bum....and I'm all outta gum"

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This has got to be a crock of...


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Hahahaha!

(I would add something more if I had seen this movie.)

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LOL

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!-x

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