I can't believe nobody has started a quote thread yet

Hahaha... I'm watching this movie right now for the bazillionth time. Know every word


"I love you guys, ricky martin's great! Yo queiro taco bell! awww... I pissed myself" - tink


"Who's your daddy now mr panasoooooooooooonic?!?!" - tink

"That's the kinda thing I should come to exspect from a guy who's datin his own damn siiiister!!!" - Tink

"That's a great hidin spot you got there, no one would ever think of lookin in your closests." - Earl

"Damn it JR. just be glad I didn't throw YOU in that river.....
For your information EARL, I can swim!"

"We don't need no soap opera actress in Benette. I mean with you engaged to your brother and me with this damn metal plate in my head [bangs toaster on head]. And ma is thinkin she's seein UFO's now" - Step Dad

"I kinda feel like I'm gonna wake up when I'm 60 years old and all I'll have to show for myself is a closet full of dirty overalls. -Yeah kinda like me huh?- So sir! Not like you Jimbo, cause never GET any dirt on your overalls!"

"them boots was worth than my damn pinkie finger"-jr
"we don't need no soap opera actress in bennett. what with you dating your brother, and me with this dang steel plate in my head, and now she's seeing ufo's" -ray (i think that was his nanme)

They had to burn down the school to get you outta the 3rd grade!-Tink

How bout that Flossy?
I'm GAAAY!
I hear ya.

andy: you know why I pulled you over earl?
earl: cause of the beer?
andy: you got beer in there earl? would you mind if I have one?
earl: you want a beer andy?
andy: now I don't think one will hurt do you?

that's my kind of sheriff.

"Happiness is a warm gun." The Beatles
"No touching guns." River ~ Firefly

Junior: when I woke up. They punched my face in...tore down my Dixie Chicks poster. They said if I didn't give them back the drugs and money, I was dead! But anyway, enough about me. How about you?

Junior: For your information, I can SWIM!

Where would Peter Pan be without Captain Crunch?!"

"The Bazooka Goblin has you in his sights!"

It's a long bit of dialogue so I'll paraphrase: when Baby says that they'll been needing actresses for Sweeps Week, so if they arrive in LA on a Tuesday, that will give her three days to get a soap opera acting job before Sweeps Week starts.

"You ain't taking craap!" -Tinker

Kills me every time!