Best line in the entire movie - The Ringer (2005) Discussion

I'll agree with that *nods*

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yea this was a good line but i like this one better " you need to have your own line, like life is like a box of chocolates, or take my hands boss from that monster tard in green mile"

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[–] ashleys-reid 17 years ago

I laughed out loud when Glen said: 'Wow, Jeffy, you really screwed that guy over!'

'And did you know I got a WATCH?!'

'Medicate? AAAAD FLAAACK?'

''I tell you I'm thirsty and you offer me a sandwich. Thank you and *beep* you"

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[–] jimmi92 15 years ago

"Some of these people should be in the real Olympics"
"Well maybe on The French Team."

LMAO!!!!

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[–] diamondeyes_7 17 years ago

"when the f uck did we get ice cream?" "was i sleeping?"
no question the best line in any movie ever.
me and my friends say this lien at least 5 times a day.
at least.
i love it.

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[–] viola_violet 17 years ago

i totally agree with the the ice cream line, it was the best line ever

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[–] Night_Train_Express 17 years ago

If you watch carefully when the ice cream line is said, Johnny Knoxville completely freakin' loses it! They quickly cut to the next shot, but you can still catch it. (Watching on a DVR helps.) I think someone else cracks a smile too, but Johnny just can't keep a straight face once it's said. Great line!

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[–] lnq424 17 years ago

well...if someone said that in front of me i would burst into laughter also. so maybe he was supposed to do that? even if he wasnt, it seems totally natural, doesnt it?

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[–] jdaris718 17 years ago

It almost seems like he starts to laugh before the line is delivered.. I did crack up watching Knoxville tho, and yea that is the best line of the movie by far.
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[–] mojhaodaborder11 17 years ago

"I'm Chucky, wanna play?"

And the laugh was just frickin hilarious

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[–] waannief 17 years ago

The ice cream line is classic but also I love the pool scene and "Did you know Christ was a Jew?" and the way that fellow delivers the line just out of the blue....

"You have a freak flag - you just don't fly it." (The Family Stone)

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[–] ashleys-reid 17 years ago

Glen: '*whispers* Wake up Steve, it's uncle Glen'
'GET UP!!!' LMFAO!!

''I tell you I'm thirsty and you offer me a sandwich. Thank you and *beep* you"

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[–] CarlTheGooner 17 years ago

I totally agree. That ice cream line had me laughing my arse off. I had to pause the movie.

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[–] vitotheperfect_161730 16 years ago

definitely the monster tard line.

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[–] central2003 16 years ago

Ice cream line is the # 1 line in the movie but.. I also love Glens intro in the movie...Hi Im glen.... Hi Im glen..and the way he jus looks @ jimmy very wierd.

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[–] saltythebeastndng 16 years ago

I thought it was a good line, but i know a handful of other lines i thought were hilarious.

"Don't play dumb with us, you dumb A-S-S!" -Glen

"You scratched my CD! You brought it out in clear daylight, and you scratched it." -Billy

Thomas: Can a has a autograss?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay
Thomas:...Who's eBay

That was just a few

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[–] dgnr_25 16 years ago

As much as those likes are awesome and very funny but i cant help but think you left a couple out.

1) I've seen better acting in a porno

2) SCRATCH...SCRATCH... YOU TOOK MY CD OUT IN SUNLIGHT AND YOU SCRATCHED IT

3) Give me any movie... Ok Jaws.... Thats a good movie

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[–] maddiemoiselle 16 years ago

i know i just started a discussion for "WHEN THE *beep* DID WE GET ICE CREAM?!" thats gonna be my new signature!

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[–] Yamazumi 16 years ago

Anything Thomas said, hes just so random. When he comes out the pool and says "Did you know Jesus was a Jew?" I just cracked up for some reason.

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[–] melbatoast78 16 years ago

Yeah, the ice cream line is definitely the best. I was crying I was laughing so hard the first time I saw it! Also at the beginning when Steve/Jeffy is going through different characters--I can't remember the name he says but he's like, "My name is _______ and I can count to potato!" That line cracks me up every time! Oh, and pretty much anything that comes out of Billy's mouth--that guy is genius!

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[–] BolchUK 16 years ago

The Ice Cream line is the best but also love

"What a cock block"

and

"I've seen better acting in pornos"

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[–] KatieeTrueBloodFan 16 years ago

lol
this wo a r8 funi sence lol

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[–] Dr-Hook 16 years ago

This is my niece's favorite movie, but apparently the generation gap caused some of the best lines to go right over her head:

"Smooth move, Ajax."

My other favorites:

"You're a faker."
"You're a motherfaker!"

"Well, he's slow... Real slow... You should see him try to eat a watermelon!"

"Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw!"

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[–] kaykay101 16 years ago

you scratched my CD

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