One of the worst movies ever made.
Mostly every movie on IMDB has a bunch of people who just say a film sucks. I tend to disregard these, and also, find I enjoy plenty of films with 3 star ratings and the like. Rather then repeat, Im going to list everything in this movie which makes it a terrible movie. Im writing this list as I watch.
((Spoilers ahead))
- Right away I notice its fullscreen. No widescreen version of this film
- How is a 16 year old (character age, real age probably older) still in elementry school? They try to explain it as being because hes a "punk" kid who keeps failing, but you can see right away that his character is nice.
- the fat black kid is REALLY annoying. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen from a child actor. The other actors are also bad
- The kids seem to have a fort inside a shipping frieght container but its located in the middle of nowhere, yet has a power cord running into it, giving it electricity?
- The kids are playing Zelda: Ocorina of Time and are at the end of the game at ganons castle, yet the Kiroki woods music is playing.
- The girl seems to have invented an decryption program and has a GPS system and everything. Who needs gold when a 10 year old is that smart? She could make a good living as a software engineer.
- Why is there some creepy ghost guy trying to get these kids to follow him in the past, rather then more compitant adults?
- How do 4 kids outrun a train on bikes to its next stop?
- The kids show no regard for their bikes, throwing them onto the train, and literally throwing them off a cliff when leaving the train.
- All 4 kids somehow escape the train conducter when they have the kids cornered
- The 16 year old comes out of nowhere and becomes friends with the 4 kids?
- The uncle scares the children and sound like hes insane, but hes right about a mineshaft being dangerous and no place for children
- Then he must think about letting them go as he sleeps. What bad parenting to even consider letting children into the mineshaft.
- The kids head to the mine with the aid of the girls laptop, which seems to have a never ending battery.
- The fat kid stuffs a stick of old dynamite into his pocket. This would blow up and kill them instantly. Not to mention the dynamite looked like a piece of rolled up brown paper
- A blast of dynamite in a small space simply blows off the door and injures the older kid with what looks like knife marks on his back. All those kids should of died.
- The guy who takes in the kids thinks their fancy clothes are from new-york. New-york did not have anything close to that kind of clothing in those times.
- The special effects for the time travel sequence and the blast of the door could be made better by me using adobe premier
-The bike salesman is showing off his new invention "the bicycle" He seems however to be showing what appears to be a bike that could be made no earlier then 1980. It has factory manufactured parts and everything. Lets not forget the fact that the bicycle was invented in France, and not in Durango USA.
- What bad acting lol.
- The smart engineer girl comes to the conclusion that they traveled back in time through a black hole. So much for her being super smart lol.
- OMG This is the funniest part in all of film history. The group of kids comes to all sorts of conclusions and knows exactly everythign thats going on and knows how ther principle is somehow planing to steal the gold. This is truly something.
- How does a principle maintain sherif status of a town for 2 years and a the job of an educator at the same time in the present?
- hmm.. the shubby kid seems to be rolling around town. Its so dumb heh.
- Peanut butter seems to act as an extreamly strong adheasive in this movie.
- Low battery on the laptop and it needs to be turned off? The low battery warning should still give you 5-10 mins of power, why shut if off right away?
- what bad music and music queues throught the movie
ahh sorry I gotta stop watching the movie here. Its just that bad.
I recommend thes movie if you and a friend are looking for a great laugh heh. But as an actual movie with a good plot, avoid at all costs