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100 things I learned from Duplex

posted 10 years ago by bubix14
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100. Mrs. Connelly's age range is from 95 to 105
99. A macaw is a parrot.
98. Never try to pick up Mrs. Connelly's underwear. She might call you a pervert.
97. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
96. Mrs. Connelly would think twice about moving back to Ireland after choking on a caramel.
95. Always try to get rid of these pornographic DVDs the hitman gave you. They might still be at your apartment.

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[–] intelligentsupermodel 10 years ago

94. They still make Bugles.
93. Alex's purse fell into the fire.
92. They have color TV in Ireland now.
91. Alex naps more than a newborn pup.
90. Nancy has never designed religious pamphlets per se.
89. Alex and Nancy way overpaid.
88. Those are musical instruments.
87. Mrs. Connelly was choking on a chocolate.
86. Mrs. Connelly doesn't have a disposal.
85. When you buy hot dogs for your macaw, give it a wee chew first.