Ok this may be a tough one cos you've gotta admit it, this movie contains endless laughs! But i reckon the most hilarious part was when Alex had to hide at the side of the shower, and mrs connelly has a bath. Then when Nancy come in the room, she see's Alex clinging on to the outside of the window then he falls. That part really did it for me cos i burst out laughing lol.
*~Im An AnGeL hOnEsT, tHe hOrNs ArE jUsT tHeRe To HoLd ThE hAlO uP~*
My face twitched when I saw Ben Stiller wearing lipstick after administering the kiss of life. That was the closest I got to even breaking a smile; never mind laughing.
"Americans are prudes who left Europe 'cos they hated all the kinky sex"
I laughed out loud at the part when Alex is clearing out the old lady's drain and then looks up into the drainpipe just in time to get puked on by Nancy. It was hilarious.
Mrs. Connelly: Mr. Rose, could you sprinkle some salt on the steps? They're terribly icy.
Alex: You better not go outside then. *walks outside and slips on the steps*
And when they're at the grocery store and after they count all the grapes, Mrs. Connelly walks over and the camera pulls back to reveal this huge stand of blueberries, and she goes "OOH! Blueberries! One, two, three, four..." LOL!
"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues
I know it wasn't very funny but the bit that got me was when Alex & Mrs. Connally were clappimg to switch the television on & off. At first I tought it was stupid but after a while I just started to crack up. I was great !! !
Yeah, The Clapper scene was funny. I almost p*ssed myself when I saw that scene for the 1st time. It starts when he's jumping on the bed in slow motion with that look on his face. Then they're just going back and forth, over and over again. Loved that part!
funniest line in the movie is when Alex is at lunch with his editor lady, telling her about the dead laptop...she asks the waiter "Do you have shark?" "Yes" "I'm going to have that. No bones."
SHARKS DON'T HAVE BONES!! I thought this was hilarious, because most people would not catch this.
When Mrs. Connely chokes on a chocolate and afterwards as she wakes up and spots Nancy's hands on her boobs, followed by the line "What are ya' doin'?" I cracked up.
That whore practically crippled his "cherries"; in real life he would have been vomiting from the pain and she would have gotten her little as* fired. I can't believe people still pull this crap in movies; if it had been a male doctor grappling a female patient's breasts, no one would have found it funny.
i think the funniest part was when the got the flu on purpose and then they took some popcorn upstairs and coughed on it and wiped their boogers on her! i couldn't control my laughter!
when alex is trying to catch the cold and sniffs up the sick guys muecus on the train, omg that is funny.. then they try and breathe it onto mrs connoley... High mrs connoley.. HOW are you? we bought you some POPCORNhrnnn lolll!!
I didn't think the bath part was funny at all.. Most of it was kind of amusing, but not laugh out loud funny. The funniest bit, for sure, was when Nancy (Drew) was hammering nails in the stairway carpet for the old woman. I was laughing so much.
Nancy is trying to help (reluctantly) but the woman stands over watching her and keeps repeating herself, determined to get this carpet fixed good. It goes something like this:
granny:
Hit it hard! Put some elbow grease in it!!
Knock it in! Knock it in good!
I don't want to slip and break me neck.
Nancy/Drew: No, we wouldn't want that.
granny:
This is the problem area here. It's loose as a Dublin whore. Oh, go on, knock it in!
Now, just knock it in. Go on, knock! Come on, use some elbow grease.
I had a feeling she was going to turn around and whack granny in the face with the hammer.
I wouldn't say this film was good.. but I was bored one night and there was absolutely nothing else on so I tried this. I ended up laughing a lot but i'm not sure if it would be funny the second time you know?
I like when she said she'd sizzle up like a sausage. The way the granny talks is funny. The ending was crap though. I think it's more about mood than taste. If you're in a giggly mood you'll laugh at almost anything then wonder why later.
PART I : WHEN MRS. CONNOLY IS DESCRIBING HOW THE PIPES SOUNDED .." BANG BANG, BANGETY BANG BANG.......BANG, BANG" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
PART II : WHEN ALEX AND NANCY GET THE FLU, SO THEY BRING POPCORN TO MRS. C AND ALEX GOES " WE BROUGHT YOU SOME POPCORN " AND HE BLOWS ON IT WHEN HE SAYS IT...LMAOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
The funniest part to me is when "Little Dick" is trying to snatch the Bugle from Alex's hand and then messing with his hair when his back's turned. I also love the whole restaurant rant about licking the s*it off her butt with his tongue.
~When Nancy says she's never held a gun before & accidentally shoots Alex b/t the legs. He ends up in the hospital & the doctor comes in, squeezes him down there & asks him can he feel anything!! During this, Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing plays in the background!
~When Officer Dan accuses Nancy of spousal abuse
~When Alex gets the flu from a guy on the subway & Nancy gets it too & they try to give to the old lady, who has already had her flu shot
~Also, when the old lady was doing the Riverdance complete with her little costume