I know this movie was loaded with funny lines but here's one of mine....
Randolph: Tell him about Wally The Whale.
Sheldon: Wally The Whale? Nora how could you do it with Wally The Whale?
Randolph: There she blows!
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker!
i laughed out loud on that one haha
"She's gone down on everything but the Titanic! She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon!"
Pretty much anything Robin Williams says in the movie is hilarious.
"Give me a name!"
"Weren't your parents supposed to do that?"
When randolph spills coffee on his lap and says "Oww my b_lls... there on fire"
and
when spinner tells sheldon "Ahh i'm gonna go take a dump now"
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There were way too many to name. However one stood out a lot.
My friends and I have this thing where we make fun of each other's mothers. It started when we were about 16 and it just stuck. While it is juvenile and silly, its one of "our" things.
Anywho, in the movie when Randolph says "I had a picture of a blah blah, very tasteful. No bush. Not a picture of your mother," that made me laugh outloud quite hard.
I loved the part at the funirel of Spinner
Tommy: This I guarantee: That fu##in' Randolph has seen his last rainbow. We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.
Sheldon: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.
I was pissing my sides when I heard him say that
Randy leaving the courthouse;
'Somebody grabbed my ass!'
'Salmonella!'
This was my favorite line of the movie, too. Partially because "your mom" jokes always make me laugh, partially because of the hilarious delivery, but mostly because we never actually see the full photo he's referencing but see enough to know its a documentary-style photo of an actual rhinoceros.
shareDuring the part where Randolph disguises himself as a Scotsman:
"Aye, aye, aye! Yeah, but don't ya take a particular glee in the fact that you stolen his time-slot and shovel dirt all over his miserable corpse as it were?"
Priceless.
Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Nora: They all have views, you dumb sh it!
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake!
Randolph: You better grow eyes in the back of your *beep* head, you horned piece of sh it, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari mother *beep*! SAH-FAR-I!
Bartender: I never saw anyone get buzzed off of orange juice.
Sheldon: Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid alfalfa in, it's blast off time.
My favorite by far is...
Reporter: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in America?
Randolph:In a country full of neanderthals I wear it like the f_u_c_king badge of honor.
The Internet cannot survive without stupid people.
Greiving Irish mobster/mother: Alright boys, lets go pray and get sh*tfaced.
Catherine Keeener: What experiment? I've had firmer handshakes, ya drunk!
Ed Norton (talking Rainbow Randolph down): You're confused and misguided and I'm guessing you got some serious issues with sexual identity but...
ha ha ha... too funny. What a wonderfully warped movie.
All of those are good and of course the most famous line of the movie, "I'm Rainbow *beep* Randolph!
shareGreiving Irish mobster/mother: Alright boys, lets go pray and get sh*tfaced.
LMAO, that was one of my favorite lines too!
When Sheldon is giving the cock n' balls cookies to the kids:
Sheldon: It's.... it's... a rocketship!
(Kids cheers)
Rainbow Randolph: It's a cock and balls, man!
I liked this one because it so low key if you weren't paying attention you would miss it. It's been awhile so I may not be exact but bear with me.
Norton is talking about an acronym for some kinda of methond he uses to keep on an even emotional keel and while explaing it he says something like "a little something I learned from a court ordered counselor".
They didn't make a big issue of it, just quick and almost under his breath but it really made you wonder what the heck he had done.
"I'd resent that if I were sober."
Lt. Col Henry Blake
Love that one, especially when you look at his original Smoochy costume - it's kickboxing armor. You just know he used to kick some butt before his court-ordered therapy>
My favorite line - "enough of your magic tricks Moses, I am Pharoah!"
And Tommy; "have you got the hammer?" Roy "I've always got the hammer Tommy."
My favorite is when the police ask Rainbow Randolph if he's ok after the saves Smoochy, his reply:
"I don't know, I'm pretty f$%&ed up in general, so it's hard to gauge."
Hilarious movie, so sick.
Not a quote: The last part dance scene (after Randolph sets up Sheldon as a Nazi) when Randolph runs into the wall...Jesus, I laughed my a$$ off.
The again, Randolph (In the same scene): Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi! (Then the baby starts to cry).
What about the part where Randolph loses the plot in Angelo's appartment and smashes the T.V
Angelo - "What the hell are you doing?!!"
Randolph - "It was an accident"
This is my favorite too. The way Jon Stewart always refers to this movie as a bomb, I had very low expectations. I was very pleasantly surprised.
Linda
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