Worst film I've seen.


I know what you're thinking, 'Some douche always makes one of these posts for pretty much every film'. But hear me out please.
For starters this is the worst film I'VE seen, there may be worse out there (though I highly doubt that).

'Sasquatch' (Or is it 'The Untold'?) has horrible everything. Sound, Photography, Acting, Editing.

I thought the film couldnt get any worse up untill the 'shell campfire scene', where Lance Henriksen gets up halfway through the frame, the FILM CUTS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE, WITHOUT CUTTING AWAY, and he is suddenly on the other side of the frame. This is just extremely lazy film making. I cant believe the director went to film school.

Sorry if I offended any 'fans' (Although I think you are harder to find than the real Sasquatch) but this movie had no point, no message, no entertainment value....well, thats not totally true. Its a great film to laugh at.

Anyone agree?

reply

yea i just watched this after getting it for free at a yardsale and its terrible, although i knew it would be. the scenes get cut right in the middle, theres this campfire scene right before that drunk gets in a fight, and it just chops to him in a different position. they could have at least cut to a close up on another characters face before cutting back to his dialogue to avoid this. its so bad.

the ending was abrupt and seemed like they ran out of a budget and couldnt finish filming. i was expecting to get some laughs out of the ridiculousness of Sasquatch, but i just ended up losing an hour and a half of my life.

reply

The most hilarious scene was when Henriksen is rolling down the hillly bit and is going "oh..oh..oh..oh" I thought to myself.. "are they for real??"

reply

[deleted]

Wholeheartedly agree! This is pure garbage, a direct to video release. This was never in theaters. The only real justification for this to exist is that maybe Lance was out of money and needed some fast cash and decided to appear in this junk.
I make better editing jobs on my computer!!!

Stay Punk!

reply

Well, They recently put Sasquatch on Netflix Watch Instantly. I respect your opinion but in my eyes this not the worst film I have seen but it is a bad movie. My top two are still 1.The Awakening(2010), 2.AVH:Alien vs Hunter, If you seen those movies I bet you will change your mind.

reply

I'm with you man. Utterly worthless piece of celluloid (or video). Calling this trash a "film" is doing the film industry a disservice. The only positive thing I can see out of this ball of crap is that film students should watch it just to AVOID doing the same *beep*

I think I can do a better job directing and editing this than the moron who directed it!

Stay Punk!

reply

posted in 2010:

Wholeheartedly agree! This is pure garbage, a direct to video release. This was never in theaters. The only real justification for this to exist is that maybe Lance was out of money and needed some fast cash and decided to appear in this junk.
I make better editing jobs on my computer!!!

Stay Punk!


posted in 2014:
I'm with you man. Utterly worthless piece of celluloid (or video). Calling this trash a "film" is doing the film industry a disservice. The only positive thing I can see out of this ball of crap is that film students should watch it just to AVOID doing the same *beep*

I think I can do a better job directing and editing this than the moron who directed it!

Stay Punk!


Well, at least you're consistent.

reply

I envy you. I've seen several that qualify...this week. The last three films I watched were all worse than Sasquatch/The Untold.

Sure, this is a bad movie. The script is as lame as the cast, and any scene with a modicum of potential was ruined by the inept filmmaking. And the ending was astonishingly bad. But compared to The Forest and Sledge, this was a solid film.

At this point, if I watch a real film I'll probably weep.

reply