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Does anyone have the Grierse Cheese speech?


So it's not really a speech...
..but when Tom Green [Duff] is talking to Elaine after she offers him the Grierse cheese.

Does anyone know that part? :D

Thanks!!!!
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Hilarious part, went something like this:

"What's this?"
"Its Gruyeres cheese. It's good."
"Oh is it good? Is it nutty yet picante in flavor, aged for 2 years and from the Gruyeres region of Switzerland? I know what Gruyeres is. I've been to Gruyeres!" (Throws cheese at her)
"Gruyeres is in France..."
"Whatever, Elaine."
"So Duff, will you help us?
"Mom! Privacy!"
"You hit my head on the car-"
"I'm sorry I was frustrated."
"I have to wear a bandaid now..."
"Are you going to help us or not?
"I can't stay mad at you man! We can be friends again but Elaine we have to promise to be nice to eachother from now on."
"Duff, I've never said anything mean to you."
"You're a lying bitch!"
"You're a bag of crap!"
"No you're the bag of crap..."
"Well, you're a loser!"
"Skank!"


.Ozpunk .
I even thought I was dead, turned out I was just in Nebraska...

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