Personaly when the guys get back together, "It's been almost 2 months John...".
Then he hugs John and says "JOHN, JOHN!!!", Is it just me or is that hillarious?
Also, "Then, I heated up a brick of cheese", lol.
I still like when Duff runs into their garbage cans for no reason
Or when Duffs mom asks about Johns dead parents
WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN RETAIL HELL, WAL MART WILL RUN THE EARTH
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"Have you heard of insurance, John? Have you heard of insurance? It's called insurance." For some reason that always makes me laugh. But yeah, when he's driving away and plows into those trash cans is like one of the funniest parts in the movie.
shareFor me, Richard Jenkins and John McGinley make this movie worth watching. Especially McGinley's tirade in the police station ("YOU'LL STAY DOWN!!") and Jenkins as the perverted judge trying to explain himself after his first encounter with John.
shareWhen Detective Charles tells Duff & John what he uses the toothbrush for....
tHe MuRdER CaPiTaL oF thE woRLd
"walk into this world with you head up high"
We're Going Skiing!
"don't vote for stupid"
Yes, Tom Green is an idiot but he is at his idiotic best in this movie. When he mixes up the milk and lemon juice before he eats his cheese is awesome and all of his name-calling scenes with the girlfriend, especially the Gruyeres cheese.
You lying b****!
You're a bag of crap!
You're the bag of crap!
Loser!
Skank.
Let me ask you something- do you have kids? Oh you have three of them, now do you? Even better. Cause I want there to be an audience when I come over there, drag you out into the street and beat the living bejesus out of you! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!...BANG BANG BANG!
I love when duff comes to pick John up in the middle of the night and he revs Mladys engine and then backs into the trash while ruining the lawn.
Everything about that van is so hilarious
I love the van's name, M'Lady and Landscape Escape.
"I'm not liquid john... i'm not llliquid."
"Maybe you should have thought a little longer before you went and became an UNCLE!"
"Well now you think your Mr Real Estate do ya"
LOL!!!
This film is severely underratted for its comic factor, I thought it was hilarious!
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"Elaine, I like her. I like her a lot, Johh. But, she's a bitch! She's a dirty, dumb bitch!"
and
"Get up, get out, get up, get out, DON'T TOUCH MY DOOR!"
If you can not communicate effectively, then please shut up
"Swing from the tree Ricky... Swing"
And after the tree brank crashes down... "now that was an act of God"
hilarious
"Dave and I went to school together, you know school, you may have all went there for a few days when you were little"
classic Tom Green
When Duff is ranting about how rich he is, but he is like Bill Gates and can't get to any of the money because it's in the computers.
sharehaha mine is....
"steve,......but i wanna be steve"
"but your carl!"
"kyle!?"
"i dont care i just wanna get in there and do this!"
"kyle!?"
I think the best was indeed the Casserole scene. I love the whole escape thing when Duff hits everything, spins the tires on the curb, all the while going "Bleh bleh bleh" to Elaine.
share"I'm not <i>liquid</i> John.....I'm not.....<i>liquid.</i>"
shareDennis Farina dressed like the guy's dead wife.
sharefor me my favourite part has gotta be when john goes to visit patty and like one guy comes out doing his zipper up she's explaining she's wild and then an electrician comes out from behind her lol and then finally she hugs her brother and another guy creeps past them lmao megan mullally should of had more scenes !!!
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**Will N Grace Unforgettable**
My brother and I quote this one alot!
Duff: Now if we are going to get along, we have to stop calling eachother names.
Elaine: I have never called you a name.
Duff: You're a lying bitch
Duff buys underage kids beer:
Duff: That'll be $20 each.
Kid: I thought it was $15!.. Thats what the flier says!
Duff: But the fine print says "Prices subject to change". READ THE FLIER
(kid hands Duff the money)
Duff: I'm not making money. DO I LOOK RICH!? I'm barely breaking even here! GET LOST!
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *beep* how crazy they are!
Ya wanna shut it of for me? Maybe yad like to shut it off for me!
sharei'm not sure word for words but
Hey, the flyer said 15 dollars.
read the fine print:
Prices are subject to change.
awesome
YesterdayUponAStair,ISawAManWhoWasntThere.HeWasntThereAgainToday.HowIWishHe'llGoAway.
The dog bit was pretty funny though, where John goes to Duffy break a window or something make it look like a break in and Duffy's like hey John I'm kinda busy here or something along those lines
shareIn the police lineout scren...
Oh Yea... Come To Seve
I love the way Tom Green says it
The toy store slingshot scene gets my vote. And who can forget...
"Is that silly putty Duff?"
"In a manner of speaking...yes!"
His name was John... or steve... or kyle
The other guy was Kyle... or John... or steve
There is a deleted scene where wifey makes a comment to John about His sister cassarole and his sister says "Did you just call me an a$$hole?
"You know what yopur problem is?"
That guy asked for our help and we lit him on fire! - Karen
Browser is right
The police lineup with the 4 foot guy was hilarious. Like the clerk wouldn't remember if a 4 foot guy robbed him.
No two persons ever watch the same movie.share
When Duff wakes up John by honking the horn and reving the engine.
and, "Well maybe you'd like to define the word "weapon' for me while this plastic doll smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour"