I tried, really tried but it just didn't work for me

I try to give every movie I watch a fair chance, especially the ones I never heard of but catch in the middle of the night on Showtime. This one was off though. I couldn't help but feel like I was watching Power Ranger on LSD. To be fair I'll give it another shot when its on again. I did get a thrill from the two cheerleaders at the very end after the credits. Anyone else catch that?

ps: Maybe all my independant low low low budget movie appreciation was used up by Teenage Cavemen which was on a couple of days ago. Yeah. Thats the ticket.