Favorite Quotes


Miss Finster: Curse these bodacious hips of mine!

Philliam Benedict: Let's say you were a teacher, no, no, no, even better, a principal, and the same kid kept pulling you over and over and over again, what would you do with him?
Captain of Philliam's Squad: No, not detention!

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"There are some things we can't explain, like ESP and fortune tellers..."
"...and Donald Trump's hair." - Hunter and Cedric from Now you see it.

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Hehe! I loved the "No, not detention!" part! Huh. No one seems to come to this board much. It's kinda funny cause other boards I've gone to have, like, TONS of messages!

I like the song at the end a whole lot!
"Listen while I play (play, play, play, play) my green tambourine."

"I could never love a man who doesn't love recess." - Finster
I found that funny!

Algebra is the evilest thing in the universe! Trigon has been de-throned.

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I like The Wall referance XD

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Haha, yeah, that part's hilarious.

I think the cafeteria ladies are great (Should we dump out this corn chowder? Nah, it'll keep til September), and that one teacher who's always preaching about peace and non-violence...then she goes psycho on that one group of ninjas at the end. Haha, it's great.

The Kindegardener's are my favorites, though. Savage little beasts...haha (Oooo, fat kid sing good.)

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Just saw R:SO...I like the line from TJ's mom regarding a baby thermometer and petroleum jelly--obviously an adult joke.

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Hey! Teacher! Leave Them Kids Alone.

Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?

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"Hey teacher! Leave them kids alone!" - Finster

"Randall, run back to my place and get the butter!" - Finster

"I'd like to inform you all that I have a fat saggy butt which I like to scratch every hour ON the hour." - TJ as Principal Prickley

"Taking good care of me? Is that what you call gagging me, tying me up and taking away my pants!?" - Principal Prickley

"Hey! Big kid bury me!" - Kindergartener

"You eat paste! You eat paste!" - Kindergartener

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